Horror Taglines: It’s a Bad Horror Movie and You’re Soaking in it!

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Our “official” Slasher Studios list of the ten most awesomely terrible horror movie tag lines. So awful that they make me want to watch these movies right now. What are some of your favorite horror taglines?

1. “It’s par for the corpse!”
The Greenskeeper

2. “When it comes to terror, they’re in a field of their own.”
Scarecrows

3. “Icy Dead People!”
Shredder

4. “A very penetrating story!”
Nail Gun Massacre

5. “A terrifying tale of sluts and bolts.”
Frankenhooker

6. “It’s Cleavage vs. Cleavers and the result is Delta Delta Deadly!”
Sorority House Massacre 2

7. “Don’t mix this movie and pizza.”
Grim

8. “Take the stairs. Take the stairs. For God’s sake, take the stairs!!!”
The Lift

9. ” By Pick, By Axe, By Sword, Bye Bye!”
The Mutilator

10. “Please do not disturb Evelyn. She already is.”
Mountaintop Motel Massacre

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