Fear Takes Flight: “Area 407” Review

Area 407 is the latest fear filled film from IFC. This low budget, found footage story begins with two sisters boarding a plane from New York to Los Angels. As they do, we are introduced to several of the other passengers who inevitably become mainstays throughout the film. The plane finds it’s way into some rough turbulence and with some smooth editing, the flight comes to an abrupt end. The passengers must then work together to try and survive the crash as well as a unknown and very angry monster.

This film is a roller coaster of emotions for the audience. The movie starts out a little slow, but quickly picks up the tension as the plane goes down. The suspense builds as the characters run for their life into an abandoned cabin while being chased by something in the shadows. The action starts to get a little repetitive as they keep moving from safe house to safe house. Why they keep going outside when they know something is out there to kill them is beyond me. The questions start to rise again as they find a truck but decide to drive back to the crash site instead of just driving away to safety.

The one black eye of the cast was the young girl, Trish, who comes across as very obnoxious in the beginning and doesn’t really let up as the film progresses. The rest of the casting was top notch as the actors were believable and had definitely been in films before. I’m sure a lot of the film was improv and the cast did very well in keeping the scene progressing as a number of the takes were many minutes in length.

The blood and wounds were very realistic and I must applaud work done on the wreckage of the plane. As for the “monster”…I would have rather never even seen a single frame of this mess. I am still boggled by what the filmmakers used as the unknown stalker in this film. This pretty much killed the film for me. The other negative was the twist ending that still has me scratching my head. This scene should have NEVER made the final cut of the film. The reveal of the monster, along with the addition of an unneeded character, left me completely baffled and unsatisfied.

Overall, the film is very well paced and edited and the length of shots lasted is very impressive. This found footage film is very well produced and has many bright spots. Although the intrigue takes a nose dive after a while, the begging tension is well worth the watch. If you come across this film and have 90 minutes to spare, keep an open mind check out Area 407.

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Tim’s Slasher Tweet Review: “Bride of Chucky” (1998)

After a bit of a break from the “Child’s Play” series our twitter reviewer Tim Schilling is back with a review for the slasher comedy sequel “Bride of Chucky.” Tim loved the first three installments giving them 4 Teddy Heads each will this one live up to the rest? Let’s play with Chucky!

Thoughts before the film:
Finishing up the Child’s Play series, starting with #BrideOfChucky. Only movie in the series I haven’t seen yet.

Thoughts while watching:
0:04 I wonder how the car got in the building…
0:07 What. Katherine Heigl is in this. What.
0:10 Voodoo for dummies, why do I think that’s an actual book?
0:11 Sick lip… chain dude.
0:21 At least Chucky is honest when you ask him something.
0:30 Too much Chucky in this one. Less Chucky = better.
0:41 What would Martha Stewart do?
0:45 It’s just weed shut up.
1:08 I see what you did there Chucky! “It’ll take 3 or 4 sequels.”
1:11 Martha Stewart is a reccurring theme in this movie.
1:19 When Chucky and Tiffany kiss, it just weirds me out.
1:22 The world at this point should believe that Chucky actually was the killer and everything.
1:24 She just gave birth on that guy’s face, can’t say I’ve seen that before.

Overall:
Besides losing Andy & the campy feel, #BrideOfChucky is another great entry in the series. It kept continuity & didnt jump the shark anytime.

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Tim’s Slasher Tweet Reviews: “The Hills Have Eyes” (1977)

Tonight we have another tweet by tweet review from the one and only Tim Schilling as he ventures out into the unknown to check out Wes Craven’s 1977 hillbilly inbred classic “The Hills Have Eyes.” This is Tim’s first viewing of the film after loving the remake. How does it stand up 35 years later and does it deserve the praise it has received? let’s find out!

Thoughts before the film:
Well I can’t really say I like it as well cause I haven’t seen the original. Until now. #TheHillsHaveEyes

Thoughts while watching:
0:06 It’s an abandoned mine, why would you ask if anyone loves there?
0:10 What the hell was going trough that old man’s head when he decided to go that fast on a dirt road?
0:20 Don’t hurt the dog dont hurt the dog don’t hurt the dog.
0:27 That was actually really smart to use the watering can for that howling noise.
0:32 How does someone even make a noise like that!?
0:42 What was that hilariously creepy face the baby gave for?
0:45 Sheep and cows in the desert?
0:45 How did that guy sound so much like a sheep?!
0:50 How does inbred mutant know how to use a radio?
1:00 “okay pruto” (insert Dolan meme)
1:06 You’re inbred how can you tell someone pushed him!
1:09 Stop crying bitch and be useful. Almost as bad as Barbara from NOTLD.
1:23 You were hit with an axe a few times and shot, fall the fuck down.
1:27 This rattle snake sounds like my cat purring.

Overall:
I like the story of #TheHillsHaveEyes, but the movie was kinda boring. I didn’t like the abrupt ending either. It was still entertaining tho

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Underrated Horror Flicks: “Alice Sweet Alice,” “Arcade,” and “Twisted Nightmare” Mini Reviews

Over at Slasher Studios Horror Film Club we are discussing our picks for underrated horror movies that deserve more acclaim that they have received. All week we have been updating our page with reviews of these forgotten treasures and today we have for you a couple of mini reviews for horrors that doesn’t deserve to be forgotten.

Alice Spages is a withdrawn 12 year old girl who lives with her mother, Catherine, and her younger sister, Karen. Karen gets most of the attention from her mother, and Alice is often left out of the spotlight. But when Karen is found brutally murdered in a church before her first holy communion, all suspicions are turned towards Alice. But is a twelve year old girl really capable of such savagery? As more people begin to die at the hands of a merciless killer, Alice becomes more and more likely of a suspect.

Alice, Sweet Alice is such an unappreciated gem! A young Brooke Shields is killed in church, and the prime suspect is her somewhat disturbed sister Alice (Paula Sheppard). Mix this with a creepy perverted landlord, a gruesome staircase slashing, some great cinematography, and a superb soundtrack, and you have yourself an eerie, nerve-wracking, 70’s chiller.
–RJ Sanchez

I remember watching this film on late night Showtime and loving it. I haven’t seen it in years, but I remember it was a great film, dealing with Virtual Reality and a killer Arcade machine. The effect were good for the time and the DVD currently features the original film version, I may need to pick it up. Another great film from Full Moon Entertainment.
–Eric Curto

“Twisted Nightmare” 1987. Underrated and Unknown. I own it on VHS. Still has a special place in my heart. One of the first horror movies I’ve seen. The story very familiar more or less. A group of young people in a camp, an insidious murderer on the loose and a chilling score complete the flick. Low budget no doubt, but as I always say, there’s nothing better than a practical effect instead of a computer made one.
–Panos Tsiros

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Underrated 80’s Horror: “The Video Dead” (1987)

An absolutely underrated 80ies treasure. I’m so glad I invested money in this old battered VHS copy. Apparently MGM released a DVD? I have yet to find one.

Where else can you find a movie that has zombies come out of the t.v., zombies popping out of washing machines, zombies giggling and laughing as if they’re on acid, zombies killing with arrows and chainsaws, a messenger who calls himself the “Garbage Man”, a David Bowie ringleader zombie…

Got to love the plot. Burly drunk writer gets a mysterious old t.v. delivered to his house in suburbia that only has one channel that’s playing a movie called “Zombie Blood Nightmare”. Well the writer hates zombie movies and turns it off, but the movie keeps turning back on all by itself even without the cord plugged in. Well for reasons unknown to me, zombies come out of the t.v., and kill the writer. We don’t actually see the kill, but the next shot shows the writer dead with a party hat on his head. Yes, we have our first Zombie movie where the Zombies are more like Gremlins who love to party and have childish senses of humor. The scene where the Bride Zombie and Professor zombie start cackling insanely when they wreck the blender was so absurd. I joined them in their laughter.

Well, after the writer is killed a title is inserted “3 Months Later” and we then have the now vacant house of our for mentioned writer being bought by a family. Well for convenience of the plot just the two teenagers are arriving, mom and dad are in Egypt or some lamely thought up crap. The male teen meets up with a blonde skank down the block to investigate the now zombie mayhem that is ensuing. Did I forget to mention that during the 3 months the zombies just chilled out in the woods? Well after some shoddily so bad they’re great deaths (which I never thought I’d see as Zombie deaths) the movie begins to really get started.

The zombies don’t eat flesh, but instead hate humans because they remind them that their dead, so hence they kill them with gremlin like shenanigans. Well with the help of a fat Texan and some advice from our infamous “Garbage Man” (“get a mirror, and tape it on the outside of the t.v.”), our plucky teens fight the zombies, but they better be careful as the David Bowie zombie has grown affections ala Leatherface part 2 for our blonde skank.

After a lot of schemes involving a kick ass scene where our male teen is chased by bride zombie with a chainsaw, a dream sequence, a booby trap ploy with strings and ringing bells, the zombies are killed off by eating dog food and ballroom dancing, where they all go crazy and eat each other. (i’m not kidding).

You get the idea, absolutely pure genius film making here. VIDEO DEAD ROCKS!! Right up there with Slumber party massacre 2, Hell gate, and Troll 2.

It’s hysterically funny!

– Vince Fontaine

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Underrated 80’s Slashers: “Curtains” (1983)

Ahh Curtains. A vastly underrated and overlooked Canadian [yeah baby!!!] slasher. I spent almost my whole life trying to find the love for this movie, as I didn’t have internet as a kid, my parents did buy me VideoHound yearly, and I was always saddened by the WOOF [zero stars] rating it gave it, they didn’t even give a proper synopsis, did they even watch it???

When I was 7 years old I came home to my sister and cousin slapping this on, they stopped watching, but I knew, even then, that this was one slick horror treat! I LOVE the artwork of this case, it’s so creepy! I have a huge poster that I have framed in my living room, proud to have it on display, it needs all the recognition it can get. I have fond memories of watching this late at night with root beer and popcorn!

The plot involves asshole director Stryker holding an audition for “Audra” the main character in his new movie, having his ex wife Samantha think she’s up for the role only to abandon her at a mental hospital, which she was using as research, and proceed with the casting of 6 hot new and up coming actresses at his remote cabin in the Ontario Wilderness. Someone joins the casting party wearing a old hag mask and carrying a creepy doll, with murder on the mind. Who is doing the slashing?

What I really like about this movie that probably won’t apply to everyone but the narrative is odd and even non linear, events are even random at times. Now you could blame the sloppy, undeveloped narrative on the producers clashing with the directors vision making the film confusing and filled with plot holes. I see that as actually adding to the movies dreamy atmosphere. That’s what I get from this movie, it’s like a dream of Patti while in the mental hospital. What really happened? How did Patti know where Amanda lived and how did she get the mask? What’s the deal with that doll? The stalk sequences (the ice rink and prop house) actually come off as if it’s someone’s dream. Can’t speak for everyone, but I’ve had dreams of being chased and the feeling and mood I felt in the dream was basically the whole prop house stalk scene. Why is it a maze? how did Sandee Currie get lost? All very dream like with the sound design adding to the creepy atmosphere. I LOVE the sound of the humming lights, especially when she walks through the mannequins. Very Kubrick inspired. The ice skating scene is terrifying and the slow motion yet again adds to the notion that this film is someone’s very disturbed mind while they sleep. Obsessed with acting, getting the role, and doing anything you can to get it, including murder, the hardcore phobias of the casting couch and becoming old before your dreams are fulfilled. I also have to comment on how when I do show this to people, they “get played like a piano” as the film moves along, they don’t see a lot of surprises coming and that is all you could ask for in a horror movie! A lot of the narrative twists really work, like the rape scene? I love how is plays with the perception of reality, what is real and what is staged, love it!

Now after reading AMAZING interviews on The Terror Trap with producer Peter Simpson, the down to earth, extremely lovable Lesleh Donaldson, the classy and compassionate Lynne Griffin, and the talented composer Paul Zaza and it answered all the questions I could possibly think of, plus some! Making me love the movie all the more on a whole personal level, and this film NEEDS a DVD release with a top notch transfer before I can rest in peace! The acting is very competent and composed, I just wish we got some more depth to some of the actresses, but than again, add that to the dream logic, do you know everyone’s back stories in a dream? Like Mathew, ha ha the perfect anonymous person in a dream. Who the hell was he? David Lynch would be proud!

I also love that it’s filmed in Ontario, the exterior of the cabin property look like my parents back yard, especially the ice skating area. Riding Mountain National Park in Manitoba is VERY Curtains, I feel the need to wear a old hag mask while listening to “You Save My Soul” while cruising through the park.

The movie needs more love, and stop with the hate! It knocks out many slashers from the same era right out of the park! Elegance has never looked so good in a slasher flick! Luckily I’ve found some love for this flick thanks to Facebook, but it deserves MORE praise!!!!!!!

– Vince Fontaine

RIP Peter Simpson! thank you for all your contributions to the film industry, especially horror!

And RIP beautiful Sandee Currie, reading about your passing affected me greatly, and I thought about you for days afterwards. you truly were breathtaking in your beauty and personality!!! A tragic story.

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Tim’s Slasher Tweet Review: “The Burning” (1981)

Tonight everyone’s favorite guest Twitter film critic Tim Schilling takes a stab at one of the most criminally underrated slashers of the 1980’s, the often ignored classic “The Burning.” Excellent special effects, a fun cast, and one hell of a villain. Does Tim like the slasher as much as we do at Slasher Studios? Let’s find out!

Thoughts before the film:
I loved this movie the first time I watched it, even more than Friday the 13th. It was actually really, really creepy.

Thoughts while watching:
0:07 His arm is completely disgusting.
0:09 I love this music.
0:11 You’re a hooker, everything’s okay with you.
0:25 Pretty sure Glazer is inbred.
0:38 All these people at this camp get over excited for basically anything.
0:46 I guess razors weren’t invented at this time.
0:54 “Come James, we seek wood!”
0:55 This guy really IS creepy.
0:57 What the heck are they using for paddles!?
0:59 Best part of the entire movie. Everyone knows of the raft scene
1:02 “That’s all?” Haha Glazer, you tool!
1:16 This abandoned building or whatever they are scene scare the poo outta me before.
1:25 Crosby looks like a pig. A scary, deformed pig
1:26 Whoa, I actually jumped when Cosby jumped on Alfred. That NEVER happens.

Overall:
Friday the 13th < #TheBurning. All day, err day. It's definitely one of my favorite slashers. #TheBurning has awesome music, actually pretty good acting, good story with no crazy inconsistencies and very creepy at parts. To follow Tim on twitter: https://twitter.com/schillingt
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Underrated Thrillers: “Kevin Smith’s Red State” (2011)

Many KS fans will agree that Kevin Smith certainly turned things around with this film, for years he has been applauded and criticized for his raunchy comedies, usually because each film had a controversial nature to it. Here, we get another dose of his controversial look into how the world can be backwards a lot of the time.

I think this film is amazing, its much different from not only Smith’s work before and it shows his growth as a filmmaker,but its different from a lot of what is done today. The violence of the film is there, but its not overshadowed by the story being told, the story is tole first and foremost and doesn’t take a backseat at gore(although, there is gore, just not too much). I loved the camera work, especially the scenes where the actor has a camera attached, it has a certain realism to it that makes you feel like your there, even more than the 3D films out there now.

Michael Parks is fucking awesome in this film, he really strikes cord with the viewers, as everyone has seen a person like this and he fits the role well. John Goodman takes on a role that is different from everyone else’s, as when you are through watching the film he appears to be the ONLY good guy in the film, as everyone else has done something to be consider a bad guy or at least immoral.

Take a look at it, its on Netflix, so you can check it out before committing to buying it. If ou want a great companion piece, check out the podcast “Red State of the Union Q&A’s”:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_(2011_film)

–Eric Curto

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Underrated 80’s Horror: “John Carpenter’s Christine” (1983)

Literally the first movie I ever saw in a movie theatre-and I remember it! Luckily for me, my mom was a big horror fan also. I( was like 2, btw). Anyway, love this movie for the way an everyday object is turned into a device of horror and murder. Not only an everyday object but a really hot car. So this has put several favorites together into one wonderful package-including 50’s tracks that I greatly appreciate and find haunting.

If you read the book, Stephen King incorporates many more songs and this story evokes the short, “The Mangler”. I think this is one of the few books by King that wasn’t destroyed and made totally unwatchable when interpreted into a film.

In short…Boy finds car, boy falls in love with car not knowing it killed it’s previous owner and his family, boy tinkers with car but car restores itself, car enslaves boy, makes him cool and then kills his enemies and anyone that stands between them in various car-ways.
Christine is set in 1978 and between the gritty 1970’s ambiance (cars, music, fashion) and 1950’s thrown in there-the Plymouth and music-makes for an interesting blend of thought evoking nostalgia.

The ending for this movie kind of didn’t make sense-if the car could regenerate and fix itself, what sense would it make to crush it up? Would you have to smelt it like in T2? Idk. The book touches on the car coming back in the end and returning to kill off its remaining enemies-something the movie does in a minor way after the crusher scene in the junkyard with the twitching of that broken piece of chrome…gives you a hint that the story is not over there. Glad they didn’t kill that idea with a sequel.

–Kat Kitty

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Underrated 80’s Thriller: “Mary Lambert’s Siesta” (1987)

This film is sadly overlooked, and the few Critic reviews on IMDB seem to despise this, I think it’s a masterpiece and underrated to the max. Not straight up horror, but definitely is macabre and mysterious with death underlying everything. It’s misunderstood.

I’m always interested in watching directors first movies, to see what they cut their teeth with and to also see if I can spot the aesthetics they would later use in their next features. Being a HUGE fan of the Stephen King adaption “Pet Sematary” (and even it’s mis-understood sequel) I always loved the visual approach that they had. There’s just something so absorbing about those films, I love there visual motifs. They were both directed by Mary Lambert, who is responsible for a handful of Madonna music videos (Material Girl, Like A Prayer, Like a Virgin, among many others) as well as countless other 80ies musicians, I spent years trying to obtain a copy of this, her first film.

No matter how bad some of the songs were that she directed videos for, I cannot deny the unique and sexy style she always brings to them. Seeing that I also never had a personal favorite female horror director, it seemed she passed the grade. So naturally I looked out for a copy of her first film, Siesta, and after many years of looking, I FINALLY got hold of a copy thanks to Ebay in 2005.

The movie opens with one of the most interesting ways I’ve seen a film start, with Claire (the super hot Ellen Barkin) waking up on an Airport landing strip in beautiful and mysterious Madrid, Spain, a huge jet plane landing over her, as she wakes up, wearing a sexy red dress, covered in blood with no recollection of who she is, how she got there,and just what the fuck is going on. She screams, runs down a highway, finds a stream, gets naked and lays in the stream, covering her hot body with water under the scorching sun. She then proceeds to run through the streets of the Madrid, and slowly begins to piece together what is going down, this aspect reminded me of Memento.

Along her confused frenzied journey, she meets Julian Sands and Jodie Foster, two carefree, party animals, she meets a sinister cab driver who looks like JAWS from the James bonds movies, he wants to rape her. She also keeps tripping out in one of the movies many wicked artistic touches of quick flashes of fantasy (or memory, or anticipation) in which she falls helplessly through the air. She attends some art party, gets a haircut, tries to obtain a fake passport from Grace Jones, walks a tightrope to a spanish tune and here and there has flashbacks of her lover, Gabriel Byrne, who use to be her teacher but is dumping her. She also remembers that she is a dare devil and has to free fall from a plane into a net that is on fire without any parachute. Sinister events happen, she runs here, she runs there, she also has wounds that disappear, and runs into a church and asks for forgiveness.

This narrative is confusing yes, but it’s one of those movies were the less sense it makes, the more you can’t stop watching. Eventually everything is resolved, and we find out the movie is about obsession, love and the necessity for accepting change, otherwise, you just makes things worse for yourself.

The soundtrack is by Miles Davis, and it suits the movie to a T. Very hypnotic. Jazz music rocks! I own this and listen to it all the time. It elevates the movie to superbness.

The acting is competent if not a little off at times (Mary Lambert had this same problem in PS1), with Ellen Barkin, Julian Sands, Jodie Foster, Gabriel Byrne, Martin Sheen, Isabella Rossellini, and comedian Alexei Sayle chewing up the scenery,looking like they are having a blast with such outrageous material. GREAT casting, someone buy this casting director a beer (or 10).

Big props to Mary Lambert, who infuses the movie with a one of a kind, stylish eye candy look. Dare I say she could be the female David Fincher? So many shots in here that made my mouth water. If it wasn’t those already mentioned sky diving shots, then it was the surreal art direction, hyper kinetic editing and trippy lighting. The cinematography was awesome, everything looked like a Gothic painting, and the set design was ambitious. I loved the religious imagery and subtle symbolism that was sprinkled throughout. I loved the way the red dress was used, against the back drop of the Spanish architecture. There is also some exteriors that were used in La Isla Bonita music video.

The movie had this undercurrent of unease as well as a sad, depressing ending that was very relate-able, anyone that has ever been in a relationship that ended badly and then refused to accept it would appreciate this movie,as it channels that emotional torment perfectly.

I got vibes from such flicks as Jacob’s Ladder, Mulholland Drive, Donnie Darko, Memento, Lost Highway, and Carnival of Souls from watching this, that’s a good thing.

A complex, mind fuck of a flick, that should be released on DVD already. My VHS copy is getting worn out, I own another as back up. I also finally got a copy of the book by Patrice Chaplin [Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter] in the United Kingdom and I had to pay 60CDN dollars for it but after reading it it was worth it. I also have a huge poster of this framed right next to Curtains and Pet Sematary!

– Vince Fontaine

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