Favorite John Carpenter Films: “They Live” (1988)

I thought, I’d put this film down cause Halloween is such a tired choice, yes its a great film and yes it holds up well, but I always gravitated more toward this film as one of my favorite films by John Carpenter. Before I continue I would like to point out I’m not a huge fan of John Carpenter, he is a fine director, but aside from a couple of films I’ve like his writing work a bit more. The Thing for instance is overhyped, it has great special effects and the whodoneit element keeps you interested, but its not the best, its watchable.

Now onto my review for They Live…This is a great flick, it can’t be categorized as simply a thriller or even horror(its not really classified as that either)but as an Action/Thriller Sci-Fi film. During the time that I saw this I was a huge fan of Rowdy Roddy Piper and was hyped up to see him “Chew bubblegum and kick ass” you can tell that John Carpenter felt the same way as this film includes one of the longest fight sequences ever, I believe it goes on for more than 5 minutes.

Rowdy Piper stars as a drifter, who ends up in a city as a construction worker, where a group of people outside a church spend their time trying to avoid the local authorities, who seem to be a bit aggressive when it comes to hassling the citizens. Roddy does a terrific job in the role, he plays the role as a silent type, occasionally speaking when the time calls for it, he is very observant, which is what causes him to get in the middle. When your a wrestler you must act a certain way as written for your character, in this film his acting is expanded upon as he is known for being well Rowdy, like a maniac, here he has to fall back on that.

Keith David enters into the film as a nice guy construction worker, who befriends Piper and is also caught up in this mess. Keith David is a terrific actor and one of the few cool aspects of The Thing, here is is equally as terrific, playing the guy who tries to avoid being involved but of course can’t help but be involved when he is forced. The fight scene I mentioned above consist of him and Piper and its one of the best you’ll see, but you wouldn’t believe was started it and what keeps it going. You have to watch to find out and if you really want a good version wait for the Scream Factory release of a special edition later this year.

Meg Foster plays a member of the source of the films main story, she plays it very somber, never letting on what it is she is really up too, you spend the film wondering whether she is a friend or foe. I love the effects in this film, they are very unique as its simply adding makeup and making things black and white, but it feels so much more. The story is incredible, its very simple, a drifter walks into a town where things aren;t what they appeared, when he discovers that aliens have ued subliminal messages in just about everything there is a war started to stop the source and expose it.

I highly recommend this film, if you can get it cheap go for it, but I am waiting on the Special Edition(I still have my VHS Copy in great condition). Other Carpenter films to check out is Vampires, Escape from New York, Escape From L.A AND Memoirs of the Invisible Man.

–Eric Curto

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Tim’s Slasher Tweet Reviews: “Rob Zombie’s Halloween” (2007)

I’ve often felt that Rob Zombie’s remake of “Halloween” is the cream of the crop when it comes to horror remakes. He was both faithful to the original while giving the material his own innovative twist. Today we have our Twitter reviewer Tim Schilling with his take on the misunderstood remake. Will he be a fan of this remake or feel as though this is one film that should have been left alone?

Thoughts before the film:
Giving this movie a second chance. The first time I saw it I hardly payed attention. #Halloween

Thoughts while watching:

0:02 Wait that’s a lie. I saw this again recently. The beginning makes me so sad.
0:05 This is the last movie I would think the kid from Spy Kids would be in.
0:07 One thing I LOVE about Zombie’s version is that he shows Michael as a kid, and why he turns into a killer.
0:12 For only making like 4 movies, Zombie sure is pretty stylish.
0:19 Good, kinda glad you’re dead Robbie.
0:27 Hi, I’m Michael Myers!
0:29 I totally forgot the uncle from Spy Kids was in this movie!
0:30 Black is a color. Shut up dr. Loomis.
0:42 Dr. Loomis is a drama queen.
0:49 Not sure how I feel about Michael killing the Spy Kids guy, if he didn’t it would show he still had a nice side.
0:49 But since he did it shows he’s a crazy lunatic who kills people who even helped him.
0:53 Obligatory black guy death.
1:07 Sid Haig runs a graveyard in this too? What if this is in the same world as NOTLD 3D? HAH.
1:08 I wanna party in a haunted house.
1:17 Zombie’s Halloween mask > Carpenter’s Halloween mask.
1:27 Danielle Harris is pretty damn hot.
1:46 Gah I hate the eye gouge thing. It’s painful to even watch.

Final Verdict:
Complain all you want about remakes, but Zombie makes a great looking movie no matter what. Besides the movie looking awesome, you can’t really compare it to the original. The movies are completely different and each does their own thing that makes BOTH of the #Halloween movies good. I think Zombie’s will be remembered as much as the original eventually.

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Wynorski Doc “Popatopolis” Shares the Love of the Good-Bad B-Movie

Love is a difficult thing to describe, but describing a love of B-movies and bad films may be impossible. Popatopolis documents Jim Wynorski’s method of making movies with the same measured honesty that Best Worst Movie documents Troll 2. It paints Wynorski as a perennial underdog who somehow makes bad movies profitable. His excitement is loud and infectious, even when his behavior seems petty or even misogynistic.

Jim Wynorski’s page on the Internet Movie Database is filled with low-budget films from over 25 years of directing. Most horror fans have seen at least one Wynorski film. He’s known for tiny budgets, scantily clad women, and gimmicks galore. Popatopolis follows the three day production of Wynorski’s film The Witches of Breastwick. The documentary offers glimpses into Wynorski’s career and personal life, including a very revealing interview with his mother. It also offers a platform for Wynorski and the cast and crew of Witches of Breastwick to try to explain exactly why Jim makes the films he does.

Popatopolis offers an unsentimental view of low-budget filmmaking. Flashlights are a cheap substitute for fireside lighting. Second takes cost too much time and money. Towels are non-existent at the filming location, and actors have to make due with two washcloths.

So who is Jim Wynorski? At the end of the day, he’s a director who finds a way to make low-budget films that compete, in a very limited way, against blockbuster films with much larger budgets. He relies on sex, gimmicks, and cost-cutting to stay profitable.

In Popatopolis, Wynorski ends up a hero for making films no one defends for their artistic merit. Every rushed shot, gratuitous nude scene, and stock-footage gimmick is an attempt to tease the audience with something they aren’t getting from Hollywood films, even if his movies sometimes don’t always fulfill that promise.

Early in the movie, Wynorski is talking on a telephone and describing the documentary as the crew films him. He says he doesn’t think they’ll make any money on it. After 25 years, he clearly has found ways of being profitable with less cash. Popatopolis shows how he does that. In its more sentimental moments, it even suggests what he might have done if he had aspired to more than turning a quick profit.

—Axel Kohagen
@mrhorrorpants on Twitter

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Tim’s Horror Tweet Reviews: “Exorcist II: The Heretic” (1977)

I have made it clear on many occasions that I am not a big fan of the supernatural subgenre of horror movies. While they can be done well, too often they resort to boring cliches (a door slamming a much of times just isn’t scary to me). That being said, “The Exorcist” is an undisputed classic of the “possession” subgenre, rightly so. The sequel, “Exorcist II: The Heretic”, not so much. Today our Twitter reviewer Tim Schilling takes a look at the black sheep of the exorcism family.

Thoughts before the film:
Gonna be honest: I like The Exorcist, but I don’t like it as much as everyone else seems too. And people aren’t too keen on #Exorcist2 so…

Thoughts while watching:

0:03 Good thing I spent 4 years learning Spanish so I could understand nothing when someone actually speaks it.
0:10 I’m not religious at all, but movies like this that mess with religion always creep me out.
0:18 This scene with the flashing light thing is pretty freaking creepy.
0:21 Holy fuck. Demon Reagan in the glass.
0:32 Reagan grew up very… nicely.
0:36 The music in this is pretty damn creepy, I think it’s perfect.
0:41 Oh no not the flashing light thing again!
0:45 Pazuzu you and your creepy screams/chants are freaky as fuck, don’t give me nightmares.
0:52 “what’s the matter with you?” “Oh, I was possessed by a demon!”
1:07 I saw Scary Movie way before this so I always think of that scene when she’s peeing everywhere when they play this song.
1:30 I feel like this hypnotizing machine thing was just a bunch of peoples’ ideas in one just for this movie.
1:39 The taxi driver was like, lol bitch why u wanna go to that demon place!?
1:48 Trying to wrap my head around this whole story…

Final Verdict:
Everyone who said The Exorcist 2 was terrible is a hater. The story was great, it mixed so well with the first movie. I’m not a fan of these types of movies usually but I really liked this one. Also: awesome music.

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Death of the Day: Uberbitch Taylor Fisher Cut from the Class in “Detention”

Today’s Death of the Day comes from the new movie “Detention” the wonderfully manic new slasher film that is now out on home video (main review for the film here). In the opening sequence (which could stand as a wonderful short film of its own) we meet the beautiful uberbitch Taylor Fisher. Taylor is the most popular girl in Grizzly Lake, waking up and telling the audience how to be cool while yelling at her family. As she is about to leave for school, she is brutally murdered by someone dressed as Cinderhella, a horror film serial killer. Sadly there is no video of this death online so I leave you with the stills below. Check out this movie ASAP, it is well worth the watch and might just be the first horror movie of the year that is actually worth owning.

To order “Detention”: Detention (DVD)

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Favorite Carpenter Creations: “They Live” (1988) Review

Drifter John Nada blows into an L.A. suburb looking for work, only to discover an underground operation that’s “wise” to what’s really going on in society. Turns out, the rich and powerful of the world are really ugly aliens that are enslaving the working man and keeping the human population “asleep” with consumerism. Mankind’s only hope is to be “waken up” but with the police force, the government, and Roger Ebert on the alien’s side, John has to bring out the ultra-violence.

John Carpenter is a director that I have a very soft spot for. I’ve grown up on many of his classic films – Halloween, Assault on Precinct 13, The Fog, Escape from New York, The Thing and They Live will always stand out as nostalgic gems for me. But more than just sentiment can be found in Carpenter’s films. Each one is always a unique, gripping, and thoroughly entertaining oddity that promises a kind of genre film that’s above-average. They Live is no exception. The beauty of this film is it’s ability to swing from chilling scenario, to humorous action at the drop of a dime. Carpenter finds a great balance between a creepy sci-fi tale, tinged with social commentary (very Romero in a way), and a blazing action flick with more one-liners than a Bond film.

Perfectly cast as our hero is “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, someone who should be no stranger for wrestling fans, even minus his trademark kilt. Piper chews the scenery up with his bombastic, bigger-than-life performance. In one of films funniest scenes he engages in an outrageously extended fight sequence with Keith David (of The Thing fame) that goes on for nearly ten minutes. It’s absurd, but that’s the point, not to mention the fact that it’s tremendously fun. Anyway, the alien effects are suitably wild, riding a line between innovation and creepiness. Some critics have called the alien effects poor, but I find them to be effectively hair-raising. Carpenter lends his usual great synth score to the film and the cinematography is great, really capturing the atmosphere of the L.A. underground. All around, the cast delivers nicely.

Bottom line, They Live is a must for Carpenter fans. It’s a film I’ve come to love more with every viewing (I’ve probably seen it 50 times since my childhood) but it’s also a film that has a comment on society that’s more relevant today than ever. Anyhell-

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum…”

–Alex Dillard

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Favorite Carpenter Creations: “The Fog” (1980) Review

My choice for Carpenter week is his 1980 film The Fog.

In the town of Antonio Bay at the time of the town’s anniversary, a fog is setting in. But this isn’t just any ordinary fog. This fog contains evil, revenge seeking ghosts out for blood. Among its potential victims are Elizabeth (Jamie Lee Curtis), Nick (Tom Atkins), Kathy, the mayor, (Janet Leigh), the local priest (Hal Holbrook), and the local radio host Stevie Wayne (Adrienne Barbeau). It is Stevie who first realizes something isn’t right about this fog, and as the body count begins, Stevie frantically tries to get someone to save her son back at her home, as well as save the town, all while being trapped up in the radio tower. What do these ghosts want and who will survive the fog?

While Halloween is my favorite Carpenter film, The Fog is another one of his films that can’t go unnoticed. The Fog contains an amazing and spooky mood and atmosphere, sandwhiched together with an amazing and creepy score. The ghosts in the film I would even consider very creepy. While watching the film you almost start to fear the rapidly moving fog like the characters do. It’s almost as if the fog has eyes and it’s following its next victims. Two of the best scenes in the film is when Elizabeth and Nick are trying to save Stevie’s son from the fog, the other is Stevie’s chase scene to the top of the radio tower with the ghosts coming after her. Both are filled with great edge of your seat suspense. Adrianne Barbeau by far gives the best performance and has the best character. It’s also very interesting to see some familiar Halloween faces including Charles Cyphers, Nancy Loomis, and of course Jamie Lee Curtis. We even get Jamie’s mother, and Psycho vet Janet Leigh thrown in the mix.

I said once in my review of it before, and I’ll say it again. STAY AWAY FROM THE REMAKE!! It completely takes away everything effective about the original. There’s not suspense or decent score, the plot is messy, and the whole film is CGI filled, including the ghosts. The ghosts are actually scary here because they are played by real people and not created by technology. Of all the horror movies I’ve seen, no one can create suspense and a great creepy atmosphere like John Carpenter. Wes Craven (my favorite horror director) may know how to make an excellent and fun-filled horror film, with some good suspense but it is Carpenter who can really bring on the chills.

–Cody Landman

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Tim’s Slasher Tweet Reviews: “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002)

About a month ago, we posted a scathing review of Halloween: Resurrection from one of our horror reviewers, Joshua Dean. He gave the film zero Teddys and declared it to be one of the worst horror movies he has ever seen and an insult to the entire franchise. Today our resident twitter reviewer Tim Schilling is going to share his take on film with a brand new tweet by tweet review. Let’s see if he has a similar reaction…

Thoughts before the film:
Last Halloween movie I own and then I get to move on to something else, hurry up! #HalloweenResurrection

Thoughts while watching:

0:04 That was the lamest way to have Michael survive the last movie. Such a cop out.
0:15 Such a terrible way to have Laurie finally get killed off.
0:29 Don’t act ever again Tyra.
0:40 I like how they abandoned the characters they created in the last movie.
0:41 What kind of set doesn’t have someone at the doors to keep people from walking in?
1:01 Did these people seriously think they were in a house that wasn’t rigged or anything?
1:05 I don’t understand, how hard is it to jump out a window?
1:19 Trick or treat mother fucker!
1:25 I am in complete shock that he was alive at the end! No way.

Final Verdict:
#HalloweenResurrection was a boring story that was probably written in a day. Kind of glad that they did a remake instead of another sequel.

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Awesomely 80’s Movies: “My Stepmother is an Alien” (1988) Review

Anyone who knows me at all knows that I adore the 80’s. From the music to the movies to the fashion, everything about the 80’s screamed excess. In the 80’s, if you were over-the-top, you probably weren’t over-the-top enough. Does that make any sense whatsoever? If you grew up in the 80’s, you know exactly what I am talking about. Getting a new Elm Street or Friday movie EVERY YEAR was something that many in the 80’s took for granted. Today the teens get a new Paranormal movie every year and I would say that isn’t a fair trade off. Wouldn’t you heartily agree? What does all of this have to do with today’s review? Nothing and everything. Today’s movie review is for a movie that screams 80’s but is neither a slasher or even a horror movie. I know, I know…this is Slasher Studios! I promised you at the very beginning when I created this site that I would stick to slashers and I am breaking that rule right now with today’s entry: the wonderfully awesome and oh so 80’s “My Stepmother is an Alien.”

Let me first tell you a story behind my love for this film. When I was seven years old, I was forced to have my tonsils out. They said it would be good for me and I would no longer keep getting strep throat. I called their bluff but I was also seven years old so my opinion didn’t really count in any matter. I spent 5 days home sick from school after the operation. During this time my awesome mother rented me “My Stepmother is an Alien.” I cried out in protest! “This isn’t a horror movie! i don’t like alien movies! I want Jason or Freddy or both!” Damn, I was a bratty little kid. Reluctantly, I sat down to watch “My Stepmother is an Alien” and I instantly fell in love. It’s just one of “those” movies. Once again anyone who loves anything from the 80’s knows exactly what I am talking about.

As the film begins, we meet the beautiful Celeste (a charmingly goofy Kim Basinger). Celeste isn’t just an average girl..she is an alien sent on a secret mission to Earth. You see, Steven Mills (Dan Aykroyd) is a widowed scientist who is working on experimental ways to send radio waves into deep space. An accident causes a loss of gravity on Celeste’s home world. She is sent to investigate who could affect gravity and how it was done under the belief it was an attack. She’s aided by an alien being resembling either a penis or a snake with a huge eyeball…it is your choice how you want to look at it. Either way, it is creepy as hell, very weird, and oh so 80’s. The snake/very large penis hides in a designer purse to aid Celeste with her encounters on Earth. The Bag is able to create diamonds and designer dresses almost instantaneously.

Celeste’s inexperience leads to her almost exposing herself as alien, like trying to kiss for the first time or cooking. Jessie Mills (a very young and sweetly innocent Alyson Hannigan), Steven’s daughter, notices Celeste’s strange habits, like eating cigarette butts and flashlight batteries or pulling hard boiled eggs out of boiling hot water with her bare hands. However, she can’t convince her smitten father that there is something unusual about Celeste. Celeste encounters a lot of new experiences such as sneezing, sexual intercourse and love. Eventually, Celeste falls in love with Steven and his daughter. She is forced to convince her home world that the attack was actually an accident and that Earth shouldn’t be destroyed.

“My Stepmother is an Alien” isn’t the kind of film that is made to win awards. It is the kind of film that is made to put a smile on your face. It wouldn’t work for everyone and those born in the 90’s might find this film to be hokey and overdone. Nonetheless, there is a lack of cynicism throughout this film that had me rooting for Celeste until the very end. Make a date with “My Stepmother is an Alien” and you might be surprised by how much you love it. Ohh…one more thing…did I mention how awesomely 80’s it is?

–Kevin Sommerfield

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Slasher Studios Horror Webcast: Underrated Craven Creations

On this week’s episode of Slasher Studios, our hosts Kevin Sommerfield and Steve Goltz will be discussing their favorite underrated Craven creations. Movies Wes Craven directed that deserve more credit than they typical receive. Join Slasher Studios Monday August 6th at 10PM central to find out which Craven films made the underrated list. Click on the link below to listen in live or to check out an archive after the episode has aired. Make sure to also check the episode list and catch up on any archived shows you may have missed.

Underrated Craven Creations

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