We all have our guilty pleasures. Movies we know that are terrible and yet we can’t help but fall in love with them. These movies are no good for us and yet we keep coming back for more. Below are our favorite guilty pleasure horror movies. Movies that are bad to the bone but they are never boring and THAT my dear readers is the worst crime a horror movie can commit. Can we all agree on that? Also, what movies makes YOUR guilty pleasure list?
#5 Poltergeist III (1988)
“Poltergeist III” is, by all means, a film that I should hate. It’s a sequel with only two returning characters (Carol Ann and the ever reliable Tangina), it’s PG-13, and it’s supernatural. By all means, this should be on my worst list of horror sequels. Hell, that’s where most other horror fans would put it. But it’s a good film and it’s a film that I will defend until the day I die. To be honest, I just don’t understand the hate for this film. The mirror effects are surprisingly effective and the film attempts to bring closure to the story (even though there are only two returning cast members, it is surprisingly faithful to the original two films). The film is just plain fun from beginning to end and what the film lacks in logic it more than makes up for in inventive special effects. Sadly, this is young Heather O’Rourke’s (Carol Anne) last film as she would pass away shortly after filming would commence. Sure they may say Carol Ann about a hundred times too many but it really just adds to the fun of the film. Have a few drinks and do a toast to Miss O’Rourke, one of the genre’s youngest scream queens that was taken far too soon.
#4 Humongous (1982)
â€œHumongousâ€ is a fun, homage filled 80â€²s slasher that rips off a dozen other, better slasher films but still manages to be a lot of fun. Remember the scene at the end of â€œFriday the 13th Part 2â€³ where Amy Steel pretends to be Jasonâ€™s mother? This film sure does as the exact scene is repeated here to lesser effect. That being said, the kills are fun and characters are a tad bit better developed than most of the other 80â€²s slashers out there. David Wallace is particular is quite strong as our lead twin Eric. Most of the time in 80â€²s slasher, guys are given nothing to do but not so here. He almost becomes the film girl by being smart, likable, and even given a chance to emote. Lead Janet Julian possesses similar qualities and has a lot of fun with her â€œlast girl standingâ€ appearance. This is a must watch for fans of the early 80â€²s slasher genre. I canâ€™t say that everyone is going to enjoy the film as much as I did as the film is quite slow and repetitive at times. Nonetheless, it is one of the better examples from the under-appreciated genre.
#3 Warlock Moon (1974)
â€œWarlock Moonâ€ isnâ€™t a movie that always plays fair. It tries to combine slasher elements (creepy guys with axes at the spa) and supernatural elements (an old bride who was suppose to be married at the spa but was killed and eaten on her wedding day) to a troubling twist ending that doesnâ€™t quite provide the shock that it should. So why is â€œWarlock Moonâ€ a masterpiece? This is the kind of movie that would never be made today. It is independent filmmaking at its rawest. This is the sort of film in which the filmmakers and actors wear their hearts on their sleeves. It may be too ambitious but it has a sense of dread, atmosphere, and suspense that is sorely missing from horror today. The cherry on top of the sundae? A hilarious commentary featuring the wonderful Joe Bob Briggs who goes to great detail to tell why witches are misunderstood today as well as why â€œWarlock Moonâ€ is the worst title for a horror movie ever. Itâ€™s a hilarious listen but the movie is well worth checking out as well.
#2 Girlfriend From Hell (1990)
The devil is on the run and being pursued by Godâ€™s assistant, a devil chaser named Chaser (played with pitch-perfect comic timing by an underrated Dana Ashbrook). When the devil makes a wrong turn to a high school birthday party, the devil takes over the body of innocent and painfully shy Maggie (wonderfully played by Liane Curtis who displays the perfect amount of tart sweetness to the role). Maggie is on the blind date from..errâ€¦hell. The bodies pile up and the fun begins as we have assault rifle nuns, soul stolen during sex, a journey throughout time, and a religious woman holding onto her dead life by a floating cheeto. Seriously. â€œGirlfriend from Hellâ€ never takes itself too seriously and is never boring. It is actually a lot of fun with a clever script and a breezy pace.
#1 Sorority Girls & the Creature From Hell (1990)
The â€œplotâ€ surrounds a group of sorority girls who decide to take a trip up to a cabin in the woods accompanied by some boys. To their dismay, there is an escaped convict on the loose as well as the uncle of one of the girls. Itâ€™s too bad that Uncle Ray is possessed by an Indian spirit turning him into a monster with a need for human blood. Sound a bit convoluted? It sure is but it is also one of the most entertaining horror movies that Iâ€™ve seen in quite a while. This film isnâ€™t for everyone and horror fans looking for less cheese and more thrills should look elsewhere. That said, the lovely Debra Dutch (star of underrated cheese classic Hard to Die) steals the show as our resourceful final girl and the film never takes itself too seriously. Thatâ€™s more than can be said for most films today.
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There isn't really much in favor for Poltergeist III because its lacking in every department, except for the f/x which are well done. My biggest gripe was the way Carol Anne was treated throughout the movie – like the classic unwanted redheaded stepchild. Everybody literally takes a dump on her. Not cool. P3 is a mess no matter how you look at it, but I can dig people liking it as a guilty pleasure. Even I own it on Blu-ray (German release).
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