Slasher Studios: Top 10 Horror Movies that Should be Remade (James List)

In order to get ready for our Blog Talk Radio show airing July 20th at 10pm, we decided to consult another slasher fan, James King, to see what top 10 horror movies he would like to see remade. His list is a good one and we will have to see tomorrow how many, if any, might also appear on our official list. Thanks again James for your list!

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James’ Top 10 List:

1. Happy Birthday to Me (1981)

“You’re invited to the bloodiest party of the year.”

After losing her memory in a freak accident, Anderson returns to her school and an exclusive club. Days before her birthday the club members are gruesomely murdered.

2. Bad Dreams (1988)

“The scream you don’t hear… Is your own.”

Cynthia is the comatose — but sole — survivor of a mass suicide committed by a religious cult she belonged to. Thirteen years later she awakens from the coma and begins group therapy sessions, but soon she is plagued by horrific nightmares about Harris, the cult’s presumed-dead leader. When members of Cynthia’s therapy group start to die in gruesome, mysterious ways, Cynthia cannot help but wonder if Harris is really dead, and if not, will he come after her to finish what he started 13 years ago…

3. The Funhouse (1981)

“Pay to get in. PRAY to get out.”

Two teenage couples decide to spend a night inside the spooky funhouse of a traveling carnival, in this horror treat from cult director Tobe Hooper. Once inside, they find that there is no way out of this deadly hall of mirrors — with its white-trash zombies, sexual assaults and relentlessly gruesome murders.

4. Stage Fright (1987)

“The theatre of death.”

A troupe of struggling stage actors is rehearsing for a small-town production of a play. Everything seems to be as it should until one of the cast members turns up dead. In a panic, the others try to get out, only to find they are now locked in the theater with the killer! Which one of them committed the murder, and who will get out alive?

5. Killer Party (1986)

“By the end of the dance some of the sorority sisters were dead on their feet.”

A sorority holds an April Fool’s party in an abandon frat house that was closed down, because of the accidental death of a pledge. As all the guys and girls arrive, it appears the pledge’s spirit has never left the house and is determined to get revenge on somebody.

6. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

“Close your eyes for a second, and sleep forever.”

A group of scantily clad young ladies find it difficult to get any sleep when a mental patient shows up at their slumber party with an electric drill.

7. The Burning (1981)

“Gather Around the Campfire to Die!”

A former summer camp caretaker, horribly burned from a prank gone wrong, lurks around an upstate New York summer camp bent on killing the teenagers responsible for his disfigurement.

8. Terror Train (1980)

“The boys and girls of Sigma Phi. Some will live. Some will die.”

A masked killer targets six college kids responsible for a prank gone wrong years earlier and whom are currently throwing a large New Year’s Eve costume party aboard a moving train.

9. He Knows You’re Alone (1980)

“Every girl is frightened the night before her wedding, but this time… there’s good reason!”

A reluctant bride to be is stalked by a serial killer, who only kills brides and the people around them. Years before, the girl he loved rejected him for another man, and he killed her just before their wedding night. While her friends are murdered one by one, a hard boiled renegade detective, whose bride was the one that the killer murdered, tries to hunt him down before it is too late. Meanwhile, the bride has to figure out if it is all in her imagination or not, with the help of her ex-boyfriend.

10. Slaughter High (1986)

“Marty majored in cutting classmates.”

Marty was the nerd everyone made fun of. Now it’s five years later and he’s throwing a reunion for all his old “friends” – does he have a surprise for them? Five years ago Marty got mad…Now he’s going to get even.

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Slasher Studios: Top Five Favorite Scream Queens

On this week’s episode of Slasher Studios, we talked about our favorite Scream Queens/Final Girls. These are the women of horror who slashed up the screen and slashed up our hearts. The best of the best of horror heroines. Below is our list of favorite Scream Queens!

If you missed the show click on the link below to listen to an archive:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/slasherstudios/2011/07/18/slasher-studios-final-girls-and-scream-queens

5. Jamie Lee Curtis

Curtis’s film debut occurred in the 1978 horror film “Halloween”, in which she played the role of Laurie Strode. The film was a major success and was considered the highest grossing independent film of its time, earning accolades as a classic horror film. Curtis was subsequently cast in several horror films, garnering her the title, “scream queen”.

Her next film was the horror film, The Fog, which was helmed by Halloween director John Carpenter. The film opened in February 1980 to mixed reviews but strong box office, further cementing Curtis as a horror film starlet. Her next film, “Prom Night”, was a low-budget Canadian slasher film released in July 1980. The film, for which she earned a Genie Award nomination for Best Performance by a Foreign Actress, was similar in style to Halloween, yet received negative reviews which marked it as a disposable entry in the then-popular “slasher film” genre.

That year, Curtis also starred in “Terror Train”, which opened in October and met with a negative reviews akin to Prom Night. Both films performed only moderately well at the box office. Curtis had a similar function in both films – the main character whose friends are murdered, and is practically the only protagonist to survive. Film critic Roger Ebert, who had given negative reviews to all three of Curtis’ 1980 films, said that Curtis “is to the current horror film glut what Christopher Lee was to the last horror movie glut-or Boris Karloff was in the 1930s”. Curtis later appeared in “Halloween II”, “Halloween H20: 20 Years Later” and “Halloween: Resurrection”, as well as giving an uncredited voice role in “Halloween III: Season of the Witch”.

4. Adrienne Barbeau

The ever enchanting Adrienne Barbeau is best known among horror fans as one of the original Scream Queens. She is one of the few actresses who is not afraid to attack each role with gusto. From Stevie Wayne, the beautiful, gravelly voiced DJ in John Carperter’s “The Fog” to the biggest bitch of in all horror anthologies, Wilma Northrup, in George Romero’s “Creepshow”; there is simply nothing that Barbeau can’t do. She has worked with some of the greats of the genre, including the aforementioned Carperter and Romero, she has also appeared as Alice Cable in Wes Craven’s underrated classic “Swamp Thing”. More recently she appearing in one of the best direct to video horror films Slasher Studios has ever seen, “The Convent”. A mix of “Evil Dead” and “Night of the Demons”, “The Convent” is a hoot and a must see for every genre fan. If you haven’t seen it yet, go over to Amazon and order your copy now. You won’t be disappointed.

3. Danielle Harris

Danielle Harris is, and has always been, one of my favorite “Scream Queens”. She has shown a dedication to the genre ever since she was a child. She has appeared in over two dozen horror movies, four of them in the “Halloween” series: “Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers” and “Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers” as Jamie Lloyd and Rob Zombie’s remakes “Halloween” and “Halloween II” as Annie Brackett. In 1988, she auditioned and was chosen (beating out Melissa Joan Hart) for the part of Jamie Lloyd, Michael Myers’s niece, in the movie “Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers”. Just one year later, she would reprise the role in “Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers”. The character of Jamie returned in 1995 for “Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers” but Harris did not participate due to disagreements regarding the changes to her character on the script. After seeing the final film, at least part of me is glad that she didn’t participate.

Harris would later return to the franchise in a much different role, that of Annie Brackett, in Rob Zombie’s “Halloween”, a 2007 reboot of John Carpenter’s classic 1978 original. In this film, she had nudity for a sex scene and her encounter with the dangerous Michael Myers, a career first. She stated “[It] is something that I wanted to do because everyone’s like, ‘Oh, she’s little Jamie. She’s 14.’ And it’s like, no, actually, I’m 30. It’s something that I’ve never done before.” She reprised her role in Zombie’s sorely underrated “Halloween II”.

2. Neve Campbell

Campbell’s first widely released film was the fun, “witchy” horror movie “The Craft”. She then got the role of her career. A role that would change her life as a Scream Queen forever. She was offered the leading role in “Scream”, directed by horror master Wes Craven. In the film, she plays Sidney Prescott who receives threatening phone calls from a killer with, who is obsessed with scary movies, on the anniversary of her mother’s death. Campbell stated that she “adored” the character saying “She’s a fantastic character for any kind of movie.” Sidney is depicted as an intelligent, resourceful young woman who slowly becomes stronger as she attempts to overcome the threats and deaths around her.

The film was a huge success, earning over $173 million at the worldwide box office, and winning critical acclaim. Campbell’s role as Sidney Prescott has received significant critical praise throughout the series, earning her the title of “Scream Queen in the 1990s”. Campbell won the Saturn Award for Best Actress for her role in “Scream”. She also received two Blockbuster Entertainment Awards for Favorite Actress – Horror, for “Scream 2″ and “Scream 3″. The film was followed by two sequels, both of which were also hugely successful, with “Scream 2″ earning over $170 million and “Scream 3″ earning over $160 million. Campbell won the MTV Movie Award for Best Female Performance for “Scream 2″. Roger Ebert, in his review of “Scream 3″, wrote of Campbell, “The camera loves her. She could become a really big star and then giggle at clips from this film at her AFI tribute”. In 2011, she reprised her role as Sidney Prescott in the wonderful “Scream 4″.

1. Heather Langenkamp

Heather Langenkamp wasn’t always a horror fan and admits that before she was cast in the role that would change her life that she had never seen a horror film. Funny that now, nearly 30 years later, the actress is remembered as one of the greatest horror Scream Queens of all time.

While she was studying at Stanford University, Wes Craven cast her as teen heroine Nancy Thompson in the original “A Nightmare on Elm Street” as he wanted someone very “girl next door” to play Nancy. He believed that Langenkamp met this quality. For the part, she beat out over 100 actresses. The film, follows the story of a group of teenagers who are killed in their dreams one-by-one by a past child murderer turned supernatural serial killer, whom their parents killed. The film was continued the 80′s slasher movie craze, following the trend set by “Halloween” and “Friday the 13th”.
The film introduced the iconic villain Freddy Krueger, played by Robert Englund. Nancy, as the film’s protagonist, lives, and defeats Krueger after he has killed all of her friends. Johnny Depp, in his feature film debut played Nancy Thompson’s boyfriend, Glen. Veteran film actor John Saxon played Nancy’s father, police lieutenant Donald Thompson. The film was both a critical and commercial success, earning a total of $25 million at the American box office. In 1985, she received the Best Actress Award at the Avoriaz Film Festival for this role. She also became one of the original scream queens and final girls.

She continued her role as Nancy in “A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors”, in which she co-starred alongside Patricia Arquette and Laurence Fishburne, and “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare”, in which she played herself, and through events in the narrative, she is compelled to reprise her role as Nancy Thompson. John Saxon also returned with Langenkamp in “Dream Warriors” and “New Nightmare”. “A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors” earned nearly $45 million at the domestic box office, making it both the highest grossing film for the studio that year. “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare” earned $18 million at the U.S. box office. The three films in the series in which Langenkamp stars are considered the three best due to their critical reception. As Craven write on the script that Langenkamp reads from, “Thank you for having the guts to play Nancy once last time”, the horror world couldn’t agree more.

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Slasher Studios: Top 10 Favorite Supporting Horror Movie Characters

This week on Slasher Studios Web Cast we talked about our Top 10 Favorite Horror Movie Supporting Characters. These are characters that never got the chance to be a “final girl” and never got a chance to revel in being a killer. The following is the Slasher Studios list of its favorite horror movie characters that never got the appreciation that they deserved.

To listen to our show:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/slasherstudios/2011/07/11/slasher-studios-top-10-horror-characters

Runner Up:

The Real Jennifer Jenzen- “House on Haunted Hill” (scenes deleted)
Poor Debi Mazer. Filmed three scenes in “House on Haunted Hill” and they were all cut. Thank god we have DVD so we see her revel in over-the-top goodness as Ali Larter’s bitchy producer boss. Every line out of her mouth is a zinger and every putdown crackles with energy.

Top 10:

10. Maddy-“Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood”
A geeky girl with spirit, Maddy is the perpetual best friend who can’t get a guy and doesn’t have a clue. After being told that she needs a little “touch up work”, Maddy gives herself a much needed makeover. Sadly, Jason is the only one who gets to see it as Maddy sees her ultimate demise just minutes later.

9. Suzanne-“ Night of the Demons” (1988)
What would the horror genre be without the slutty best friend? By all accounts, slutty best friends made up 40% of all slasher deaths in the 1980’s. Suzanne is the best of all of them. Whether it be a peep show at the convenience store (“Do you guys have sour balls?”) to a lip stick through the nipple, Suzanne was just out to have a good time.

8. Tangina- “Poltergeist” series
Everyone’s favorite little munchkin from horror, Tangina is a hoot. Whether it be the way that Zelda Rubinstein “sings” her lines or the fact that she is the only character in the entire series to know what the hell is going on, her character is just plain fun.

7. Lily-“Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland”
Another staple of the 80’s slasher genre: the overacting old lady. Lily just wanted to put the camp back together. She knows that no one wants to go to a camp where everyone has been “slauuuugghhtterred”! Lily is crazy fun and gets the ultimate death by Angela: death by lawnmower. “GET ME OUTTTTTTAA HERE!”

6. Annie-“Friday the 13th”
One of the sweetest characters ever in the “Friday” series, Annie should have been our final girl of the piece. Sadly, she is killed before she even has a chance to get to camp. She is fun, bubbly, and warm-hearted. Three traits missing from 90% of “Friday” teens.

5. Mo-“The Convent”
Mo, the pseudo goth girl who knows all the rules about demons. Mo is brash, in-your-face, and frequently quite hilarious. With lines like “Are you a bulimic bitch?” only adds to her appeal. Sadly, much like Annie, she doesn’t make it very far into the film.

4. Ethel-“Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning”
If “Sleepaway” had Lily, “Friday” had Ethel. Ethel is brass, white trash who utters every line with vile contempt. Every single scene that she appears on camera works in this film and she is easily the most entertaining adult character in the entire series. How can you not love a mom that tells her son that he’s “a big dildo” and should “eat his fucking slop”.

3. Kirby- “Scream 4”
A welcome surprise from the new “Scream” film, Kirby is sweet, fun, knowledgeable about horror movies, and beautiful. Kirby is the postmodern character that should be in every horror movie today.

2. Judy- “Sleepaway Camp”
The ultimate 80’s bitch. How bitchy is Judy? She has to have her name embroidered on her shirt. She is just plain mean. Along with her friend Meg (M-E-G) these two girls rule the show and play up the hammy campiness of the script beautiful.

1. Megan-“House of the Devil”
Poor Megan. One of the smartest, funniest, and most realistic college students I’ve seen on film, Megan is the best friend with the brains. She knows there’s something wrong with the house. Something wrong with the people that live there. She knows there’s a reason why her friend shouldn’t babysit. But sadly her friend doesn’t listen and Megan becomes the first victim in one of the all time great jump scenes of the past decade. Poor Megan.

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Slasher Studios: Top 10 Death Scenes

10. Four girls in the car-Death Proof
Excellent FX effects make this car crash scene one to remember. Extremely bloody and over-the-top with no CGI use whatsoever, this scene is a testament to the 70’s and 80’s drive in classics.

9. Girl beaten with sleeping bag-Friday the 13th Part 7: New Blood
Probably the most memorable death from the entire “Friday the 13th” series. One hit against the tree in the sleeping bag and the girl death by the new “Zombie” Jason. A hell of a lot of fun and the only case I can think of in recent memory where the edited version works better than the unedited one.

8.
Tina-Slashed Open, Falls from Ceiling-Nightmare on Elm Street
The great misdirect. Throughout the first twenty minutes of “Elm Street”, Craven presents Tina as the ultimate final girl. It is with shock that she is killed off at the end of the first act. By this point the audience as no idea what to expect and knows they are no longer watching a “traditional” horror movie.

7.
Waterbed Death-Pieces (starts at 2:58)
Blood gushes out of a girl who is terrorized with a large butcher knife on a bed. Say what you want about “Pieces”, the acting might be terrible, the dubbing atrocious, and the direction lacking but the deaths are some kind of amazing. More gore than you are likely to see from most horror movies of the 80’s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwullPIrJY

6.
Nancy-Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
The ultimate punch-in-the-stomach. How could they kill off Nancy? Nancy is one of the greatest Final Girls in the history of horror cinema and when she is killed by Freddy at the end of Nightmare 3, you feel it…hard. Used to make me cry as a child and still puts a lump in my throat.

5.
Kids on Raft-The Burning
Some great special effects highlight a classic scene from another 80’s slasher. Excellent editing and score give this scene a killer edge. Plus, c’mon, you gotta love a guy with garden shears as a weapon!

4.
Tatum-Garage Door-Scream
One of the most creative death scenes of the 1990’s. Very funny, very clever, and very scary. You are trapped in a garage with a killer. What do you DO? Well, ultimately Tatum makes the wrong decision but you can’t blame a girl for trying.

3.Jennifer-TV Death-A Nightmare on Elm St 3: Dream Warriors
Freddy uses Jennifer’s “dream” of being on television to kill her in her dream. The Fx in this scene is just superb and Freddy’s “Welcome to Primetime, Bitch” line gets a laugh out of me every single time.

2.Old Lady-Basketball-Deadly Friend
Hilariously gratuitous gore scene (see above pic) in the middle of a fairly serious horror drama. This movie is all sorts of weird and this death scene is just about the tip of the strangeness. I can’t say this death really fits in with the rest of the movie but at least it’s fun.

1.
Debbie-Turned Into a Cockroach-A Nightmare on Elm St 4: Dream Master
Yuck! This is the death that used to give me nightmares as a child. I am not a fan of bugs so just imagining turning into a bug just gives me the willies. Freddy gives some of the best death scenes ever and this one truly is the best of the best.

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Slasher Studios: Top 10 Death Scenes (A Second Opinion)

10. Freddy vs Jason
Jason Kills Trey In Bed
This, by far, was my favorite death of the film. It’s brutal when Jason starts stabbing Trey and it will make you cringe has he bends the bed in half along with the beer guzzling jock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw7aZ92CSIU

9. Nightmare On Elm Street
Freddy Kills Glen
Poor Glen. Johnny Depps character get a sucked into his bed and then spit back out. Lots of blood. I repeat, lots of blood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGGrbOZrFqw

8. Deadly Friend
Basketball Death
Maybe the craziest and most over-the-top death ever put on film. You will die laughing before she does.

7. Sleepaway Camp 2
Outhouse Death
A really gross death that is enhanced by some great lines leading up.

6. Final Destination 3
Too Hot Too Handle
The stupid popular girls finally get what’s coming to them as they go from a nice bronze to well done.

5. Jason X
Face Freeze
Ouch! Great effects and another example of the powerful strength that comes from Jason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKpRWulOftg

4. Halloween: Curse oF Michael Myers
Nurse On A Stick
So simple yet so good. I have to give all the credit to the score as it comes in at the perfect time and on the perfect note.

3. Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood
Sleeping Bag Meets Tree Trunk
An all time classic horror movie death. It was edited down, but for once, maybe for the best.

2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Hole In The Head
Geat effects and great camera work. The dolly shot from the front seat leading all the way out of the van is amazing to say the least.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChexglKUhaE

1. Halloween 2 (2009)
Annie Should’ve Had A Gun
No! Not Annie! I really hate that she had to go, but this scene was pieced together so well that no “Halloween” fan will ever forget it. RIP – Annie Brackett

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Best of the Worst: Top 10 Worst Horror Movies

These are our top 10 favorite bad horror movies. Movies to sit down with a couple of friends to watch with many, many beers in hand. Not a single one of these movies even approach watchability status any other way.

Listen to our webcast in which we discuss our picks: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/slasherstudios/2011/06/27/slasher-studios-present-the-worst-of-the-worst-horror-movies

10. Masters of Horror: Pro-Life
Pro-Life, directed by John Carpenter, written by Drew McWeeny & Scott Swan, tells the story of a young girl trapped inside a clinic, who discovers the only thing more dangerous than her pursuers is the demonic secret that she carries within her. A girl pregnant with the devil’s baby who wants to get an abortion? It’s even more ridiculous than it sounds. Ohh…and the effects for the devil costume, AWFUL!

9. Troll 2
A young child is terrified to discover that a planned family trip is to be haunted by vile plant-eating monsters out of his worst nightmare. His attempt to save his beloved family is assisted by the specter of his deceased grandfather. Also, there are NO trolls in this movie, only goblins. Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards! This movie is retched from beginning to end but damn is it fun to quote.

8. Slugs: The Movie
People are dying mysteriously and gruesomely, and nobody has a clue what the cause is. Only health worker Mike Brady has a possible solution, but his theory of killer slugs is laughed at by the authorities. Only when the body count begins to rise and a slug expert from England begins snooping around does it begin to look like Mike had the right idea after all. This movie fails because slugs are not, and have never been, scary. Gross? Yes. Scary? No. Hilariously bad?…Yes.

7. Jack Frost
Serial killer is genetically mutated in car wreck on the way to his execution. After which, he becomes a murdering snowman hell-bent on revenge for the sheriff who caught him. Shannon Elizabeth’s “carrot” scene is the highlight for this film which doesn’t say much. Terrible Fx as well (was the snowman’s costume made out of Styrofoam?).

6. The Gingerdead Man
An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer – this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Gary Busey as a killer gingerbread man cooking attacking teens in a bakery? Yes please!

5. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Next Generation
A group of prom-going teens take a fatal detour into the Texas woods and get into an accidental car crash. Stranded with no place to go, they seek help in Darla, a seemingly innocent insurance agent whose office is located near by. After Darla calls for help, they set out back to the scene of the crash, and are found and terrorized by Leatherface, his crazy brother, Vilmer, and are taken to an old farmhouse where they meet the rest of the cannibalistic clan.

4. Pieces
While playing with a puzzle, a teenager is repressed by his mother, and he kills her and severs her body with an ax. Forty years later, in an university campus in Boston, a serial killer kills young women and severs their bodies in parts, stealing body pieces from each student. Lt. Bracken makes a deal with the dean of the campus, and infiltrates the agent Mary Riggs as if she were a tennis teacher and together with the student Kendall, they try to find the identity of the killer. BASTARD! BAAAAAAAAAASSSTTARD!

3. Slaughter High
A group of popular students play a cruel prank on a shy nerd resulting in a terrible accident. Years later a reunion is held where each of the students face a stalker killer who may be the same nerd out for revenge. Hilariously over-the-top with some of the worst acting you’ve ever seen. Also, what is up with the ending? No clue what they were thinking there.

2. The Nail Gun Massacre
Following the brutal rape of a young woman by a gang of construction workers, a mysterious figure wearing a motorcycle helmet and driving a gold hearse begins hunting the perpetrators down. The masked avenger’s weapon of choice, obviously, is a nail gun, with which he (or could it be she?) takes out the rapists one by one. Just who is this murderous vigilante? Nail Gun Massacre is one of the so-awful-it’s-great delights, and only adds to the surreal joy in that the intentional humor is often so bad that it just makes the movie that much more funny. Words can not be found to describe the “acting” in this film. Fans of bad horror take it all in, this film is just about as bad as it can get.

1. The Last Slumber Party
From United Entertainment/VCI, the VERY small 1988 distributor in Oklahoma, who gave us the legendary home video, no budget hit BLOOD LAKE, which IMDb doesn’t even have in its database and that doesn’t surprise me. That one had the same no-budget atmosphere and completely unknown teen actors that, like in this film, only starred in one film. Sample dialogue: `I’m loaded and I feel like throwing up, could you please pass the Jack Daniels?’ `There’s a party tonight at my house, would you mind if I invite myself?’ `I THINK he’s schizophrenic, why don’t we give him a partial lobotomy?’ And the science teacher that looked exactly like one of the science teachers that I had in high school. And he started talking about how he got laid at the prom. Oh my God.
(Info from horror7777 from imdb for Last Slumber Party, I personally could find NOTHING on this film)

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Slasher Studios’ Top 10 Holiday Horror

10. Leprechaun
As one of the classic films in the horror genre, Leprechaun, by default, must find a place as one of the all-time greats within the holiday horror sub-genre. Our killer is a weird, creepy and very comical Leprechaun who has been trapped in a lonely basement. When he is finally able to escape, well, you can guess what happens next. And being introduced to us for the first time on the big screen, is the pre-nose job Jennifer Aniston. Although she publicly despises the role, she was great as the young and very likeable, Tory Redding. With Leprechaun spawning multiple sequels and having a strong fan base, don’t count out the possibility of a remake coming in the near future to cash in on it’s cult following.

9. Thankskilling
OK so this movie isn’t great…and honestly it’s not even good, and that’s kinda the point. It’s a low budget, 85 minute film ($3,500) about a turkey killing off a group of teens during their Thanksgiving break. So grab some friends and a few beers because with the amateur acting, the bad effects and a crazy turkey, you’ll be in for a fun night.

8. April Fool’s Day
In the 1980′s, if there was a holiday, there was a horror movie. Christmas got “Silent Night, Deadly Night” and “Black Christmas”, prom got “Prom Night”, birthdays got “Happy Birthday to Me”, Graduation Day got…umm…”Graduation Day”, New Years Eve got “New Years Evil”, and Halloween got…umm….”Halloween”. Okay, so creativity was never a strong suit of the slasher genre. My favorite slasher holiday guilty pleasure will be the one I’ll be watching in less than 12 hours. “April Fools Day”. Seriously, this movie has everything. Amy Steel from “Friday the 13th: Part 2″? Check! Deborah Foreman from the criminally underrated “Waxwork”. Check! The overgrown bully from “Back to the Future”? Check! A surprise twist ending? Double check! The plot is quite simple. A group of eight college friends (each more annoying than the next) gather together at an island mansion belonging to heiress Muffy St. John to celebrate their final year of school. They soon discover that each has a hidden secret from their past which is revealed, and soon after, they turn up dead. Yet, are they really dead? Or is it just part of some very real and cruel April Fool’s jokes? The hostess, Muffy, is the only one who apparently knows what’s going on. But then again, is it really her doing the killing? Take a break this April Fools from tricking your friends and treat them with this fine 80′s slasher.

7. Trick r Treat
This is one of the best horror films to be released in the past few years. The cinematography within this movie is breathtaking. From the warm glow of the Halloween block party to the dark and eerie swamp, any frame in this film could be stand alone as a photo on your wall. With outstanding acting, an amazing soundtrack, a screenplay to die for and what very well could be, if marketed right, then next great horror icon: Sam. If you haven’t yet seen this film, you are missing out on a great piece of art. So go ahead, treat yourself.

6. Gremlins
Keep it away from direct light, never to allow it to have contact with water and, above all, never feed it after midnight. These rules have been sewn into popular culture since Gremlins was released in 1984. Unique in the way that it is a horror movie that was marketed toward kids. It a story about a father who buys a little furry creature who requires much more responsibility then anyone has the patients for. Produced by Steven Spielberg and directed by Joe Dante, this film is a must see around Christmas time if you need to get away from the holiday chaos that we all know too well.

5. Happy Birthday to Me
One of the better murder mysteries whodunits from the early 1980’s. Virginia is proud that she belongs to a clique. The best students at a private school. But before her 18th birthday, a grueling set of murders take place and her friends are the ones who are falling prey. Could it be her? She suffers from blackouts due to a freak accident one year earlier. We soon learn the truth behind her accident and what is going on. Great twist ending with a lot of really fun deaths.

4. My Bloody Valentine (1981, 2009)
There’s a big valentine-party planned in the little coal mining town of Valentine Bluffs, Nova Scotia. It is the first Valentine’s Day party in 20 years, because then there was an accident in the mine, and the accident happened because the men responsible for the security was at the party. The sole surviving miner, named Harry Warden, later killed them, and told the town NEVER to arrange a Valentine’s Day party again. The party begins, and so does the killing. Both versions of this film are a lot of fun with the 2009 version really amping up the gore. The murder mystery element is by far the weakest part of both plots but the ending is a rarity in the horror world.

3. Halloween (1978, 2009)
15 years ago, 6 year old Michael Myers brutally killed his older sister. The silent child was incarcerated in the Smith’s Grove Sanitarium under the care of psychiatrist Sam Loomis. The town of Haddonfield had slowly began to forget the tragic crime, until Loomis returned to the town to warn of Myers escape from Smith’s Grove. With Michael set on killing a group of high school students, Loomis seeks the help of the hesitant town sheriff to stop him before it’s too late. I am one of the few horror fans out there that prefer Rob Zombie’s “Halloween” to John Carpenter’s “Halloween”. I know, it’s blasphemy and I will go down in horror hell for saying such a thing. But I personally love the back story that Zombie gave Michael and feel as though everything about the film (from the acting to the directing to use of music) is just about perfect. To ignore the seminal classic would be an outrageous as well so I’m including it as well.

2. Silent Night Deadly Night
The ULTIMATE killer Santa movie and where would Christmas be without a deranged, batshit crazy Santa? After his parents are murdered by a scalpel-wielding Santa, a young boy is sent to an orphanage. He ends up spying on two people having sex, and learns sex is a very naughty thing. A few years later, in a little, old fashioned department store, the kid is given the ultimate job: SANTA CLAUS. After seeing two people having sex in the storage room, he has flashbacks of his parents’ murder, and ends up killing them both. He then sets off on a massive killing spree. Can he be stopped? Or will Santa deliver new presents to all the little kids? This film is a hell of a lot of fun and the protests behind the film only add to the enjoyment.

1. Black Christmas (1974)
Forget about the 2006 version, THIS movie is where the terror really started. It’s time for Christmas break, and the sorority sisters make plans for the holiday, but the strange anonymous phone calls are beginning to put them on edge. When Clare disappears, they contact the police, who don’t express much concern. Meanwhile Jess is planning to get an abortion, but boyfriend Peter is very much against it. The police finally begin to get concerned when a 13-year-old girl is found dead in the park. They set up a wiretap to the sorority house, but will they be in time to prevent a sorority girl attrition problem? This film is scary as hell with some great atmosphere and excellent performances.

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Josh’s Holiday Horror Picks

We had our fellow slasher fan Josh give us his top 10 holiday horror movies. Thanks Josh for your list and for being a guest reviewer here on Slasher Studios. We will have our own list coming very soon so make sure to keep an eye out for it.

1. Black Christmas – 1974 – “Let me lick your pretty piggy cunt!” A group of sorority sisters are getting ready for their Christmas vacation when they start receiving startling phone calls and some of their sister’s start disappearing. Definitely one of the best and first slasher films of all time.

2. Halloween – 1978 – A psychotic murderer institutionalized since childhood escapes on a mindless rampage while his doctor chases him through the streets. A classic.

3. April Fool’s Day – 1986 – “Nice? It’s gotta be better than nice. It’s gotta be bloody unforgettable” A group of friends stay at a secluded mansion and start to learn dark secrets about each other, until one by one they start dying. A fun twist ending.

4. Trick r Treat – 2007 – Poison, Drowning, Claw, Or Knife. So Many Ways To Take A Life.

5. Child’s Play – 1988 – “Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” Little Andy gets a Good-guy doll for his birthday, little does he know a serial killer has put his soul Into the doll. Soon after Chucky learns he has to transfer his soul Into the first person he told he is a real person & Chucky wants to play with Andy for keeps.

6. Bloody Birthday – 1981 – In 1970, three children are born at the height of a total eclipse. Due to the sun and moon blocking Saturn, which controls emotions, they have become heartless killers ten years later, and are able to escape detection because of their youthful and innocent facades. A boy and his teenage sister become endangered when they stumble onto the bloody truth.

7. Valentine – 2001 – Four Friends start to receive morbid valentine day cards. Someone out there is stalking them….someone they all spurned when they were younger. And Valentines Day 2001 is the Day she/he gets their revenge.
 
8. My Bloody Valentine – 1981 – “Sarah, be My Bloody Valentine” On Valentine’s Day 20 years ago there was a big mining accident where many men were caved in, one survivor, Harry Warden, goes kills the trapped men. The town of Valentine Bluffs was warned to never celebrate Valentine’s Day again, but when the town finally decides to heave the tragedy in the past it comes back to haunt them.

9. Silent Night, Deadly Night – 1984 – There may have been killer Santas before it, but no doubt “Silent Night, Deadly Night” is the killer Santa movie you remember. It’s iconic, a little spooky, and it’s better if you forget all the sequels.

10. Happy Birthday to Me – 1981 – Virginia is proud that she belongs to a clique. The best students at a private school. But before her 18th birthday, a grueling set of murders take place and her friends are the ones who are falling prey. Could it be her? She suffers from blackouts due to a freak accident one year earlier. We soon learn the truth behind her accident and what is going on.

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Steve’s Top 10 Horror Sequels

10. Final Destination 2
The characters were much more likable and the filmmakers really amped up the deaths in this film. By far my favorite of the franchise.

9. Silent Night, Deadly Night 5 – The Toy Maker
Mickey Rooney in a Santa costume. Need I say more?

8. Saw 2
The series started to lose me after a while, but Saw 2 is not only my favorite of the franchise, but also a great sequel. Clever death traps and a twist to die for along with a scene that will leave you on pins and “needles.”

7. Bride of Chucky
Bride of Chucky is the point in the series when our little friend turns up the humor. There was always something to chuckle about seeing a creepy doll running around, but now we are really supposed to laugh. Going from straight horror in the first half the the series to horror-comedy in this one was a big risk. And it paid off.

6. Nightmare on Elm Street 3 – Dream Warriors
At first I wasn’t a fan. Not at all. I wanted the third part in the series to stick with kids in their neighborhood. But, after watching a few more times i started to realize what I was missing. This film takes on something new without going too far.

5. Friday the 13th Part 7 – New Blood
Favorite sequel from the Friday The 13th series. Great death scenes. and a great final girl. not to mention the great hair!

4. Poltergeist 3
I will just say it: I love this film. I know many of you out there disagree, but I can’t help myself. Maybe it’s just the filmmaker in me, but I get excited seeing the mirror effects within this movie. And don’t tell anyone, but i like all the, “Carol Anne” lines.

3. Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie)
This film is beautifully shot from beginning to end. Rob Zombie was very reluctant to make another Halloween, but after a little coxing and then taking the script into his own hands, he was able to come up with a very compelling story and great looking piece.

2. Scream 2
One of the greatest sequels from one of the greatest horror franchises of all time. This movie not only holds its own against the original Scream, destroys the sequels that follow. Great twist, great characters, great movie.

1. The Devils Rejects
Another Rob Zombie film and another great sequel. This gritty film looks amazing with the desert backdrop and warm colors. We follow the creepy and cruel Firefly family throughout the film and watch brutal murder after murder. The cinematography along with the soundtrack gives this film a boost over others.

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Slasher Studios’ Top 10 Favorite Horror Movie Sequels

“By definition alone, [sequels] are inferior films.” Randy, Scream 2

No other genre in the history of film is as overloaded with sequels as the horror genre. Seven Friday the 13th sequels (sorry horror fans, I believe that this series ended with Jason in Manhattan), six Nightmare on Elm Street sequels, and seven Halloween sequels. The numbers don’t lie. Horror sequels are easy to make and are more often than not cheaply produced copycats. Below are my top ten horror sequels. They aren’t the BEST horror sequels that I’ve ever seen, they are just among the most fun. Prepare to let the arguments begin.

10. Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker
A sequel by name only, The Toymaker is one of the strangest sequels I’ve ever seen. A young boy sees his father killed by a toy that was anonymously delivered to his house. After that, he is too traumatized to speak, and his mother must deal with both him and the loss of her husband. Meanwhile, a toy maker named Joe Peto builds some suspicious-looking toys, and a mysterious man creeps around both the toy store and the boy’s house…but who is responsible for the killer toys? The twist at the end needs to be seen to be believed (shades of Sleepaway Camp), The Toymaker is fun with a capital F. I can’t in all honesty say this is a “good” film but I can say that you’ve never seen anything like it. Besides who DOESN’T want to see a horror movie version of Pinocchio?

9. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Ten years after Michael’s original attack on Laurie Strode, Michael is back for revenge and his prime target is Laurie’s daughter Jamie. This is the rare sequel that actually tries to follow the events of the first film while, at the same time, adding something to the story. Jamie Lee Curtis may be gone but Danielle Harris does a fine job as the young Jamie and the ending is sure to make chills run up your spine. Too bad part 5 didn’t have the balls to follow through on the cold and mysterious ending. Easily the best of the Halloween sequels.

8. Scream 4
Seeing Scream 4 just made me feel good, like reconnecting with old friends while making new ones as well. The film is just damn fun from beginning to end. And speaking of beginning, the opening fifteen minutes are terrific. It doesn’t beat the original’s opening twelve, but it certainly toys with conventions while still being witty, dark and quite violent. The final twenty minutes is fucking insane. Hell, some of it is just downright crazy. Everything in between is fairly standard stuff from there with many good, and a couple excellent, moments.

7. Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
Probably the least known sequel on my top ten list, Cabin Fever 2 is a gory, trip of a movie. The virus has spread to prom and it is up to three friends to save the day before the whole town is infected. The ending doesn’t really work (poor Ti West got his movie taken away from him and had his ending completely butchered just to go in some producer cameos) but this is splatstick at its very best. If John Waters directed a horror film in the 1980’s, it would look something like this.

6. Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
If ever there was a horror sequel that screamed the 1980′s, it would be A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. Crazy punk chick? Check. Wheelchair Dungeons and Dragons obsessed geek? Check. Zsa Zsa Gabor? Check. Dokken theme song? You better believe it, check! Dream Warriors is both a faithful to sequel to original masterpiece as well the rare sequel that actually advances the story without just being a carbon copy reboot of everything that made the first film great.

5. Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood
Why is The New Blood such a great Friday the 13th sequel you may ask? It’s fucking Jason meets Carrie with a tour-de-force performance by Lar Park Lincoln as Carrie…err….I mean Tina. This movie just works from beginning (a six movie montage narrated by Crazy Ralph, yes please!) to end (the final showdown between Tina and Jason is the most suspenseful the series has been since Part 2. It’s just a damn fun movie. Would have placed higher if it hadn’t been raped by the MPAA (all of the death scenes are cut) and if the final reveal (Tina’s dad) wasn’t as lame. Still a damn good sequel.

4. Poltergeist 3
Poltergeist 3 is, by all means, a film that I should hate. It’s a sequel with only two returning characters (Carol Ann and the ever reliable Tangina), it’s PG-13, and it’s supernatural. By all means, this should be on my worst list of horror sequels. Hell, that’s where most other horror fans would put it. But it’s a good film damnit and it’s a film that I will defend until the day I die. To be honest, I just don’t understand the hate for this film. The mirror effects are cool, the film attempts to bring closure to the story, and it is the late Heather O’Rourke’s last film. Sure they may say Carol Ann would a hundred times too many but it really just adds to the fun of the film. Have a few drinks and do a toast to Miss O’Rourke, one of the genre’s youngest scream queens that was taken far too early.

3. Friday the 13th Part 2
Friday the 13th Part 2 is the kind of sequel that takes a lot of chances and most of them work. The film is well paced, well acted (big props to Amy Steel who does an incredible job as Ginny), and the deaths are effectively gruesome. Also, for what its worth, I’ll take potato head Jason over hockey mask Jason any day. This is a fun sequel that doesn’t exactly advance the series (the godawful Part 3 actually does more to define Jason than this one does) but doesn’t destroy its legacy either. The characters aren’t particularly memorable but they aren’t particularly annoying either. This is really the last point in the series were you actually still feel some affection for the characters. They aren’t quite stereotypes…yet. Furthermore, it contains the two best “jump scares” of the series and the ending is pretty damn scary. Sure the middle act drags a bit but don’t let that stop you, “Part 2″ is a fine slasher film that does the series proud.

2. Scream 2
Although at times I feel as though I am in the minority, I truly believe that Scream 2 is the best film in the Scream franchise. This is that rare sequel that takes everything that works about its predecessor and manages to take it to another level. The deaths are suspenseful, the characters are charming and likable, and the twist ending works better than it has any right too. I also truly believe that this is some of Craven’s finest directing and the “cop car” scene is a hide-your-eyes-behind-your-fingers chiller of a scene.

1. Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
New Nightmare is that rare horror film in which everything works. The performances are pitch perfect, lead by a tour-de-force performance by the amazing Langenkamp. The script is full of twists and turns and the movie is quite possibly the best looking of the entire series. What starts out as a maze of mirrors becomes something much more than your typical nightmare. The film examines the role film plays on those who watch it. Something that Wes Craven’s Scream would play out to great effect two years later. I really can’t say enough about this film and homages to the original are expertly placed. It is my favorite horror film of all time and a modern classic.

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