Don’t Answer the Door: “Knock Knock” (2015) Review

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When his wife and kids go away for the weekend, Evan Webber (Keanu Reeves) sees this as a time to relax. That night during a storm two young women, Genisis (Lorenza Izzo) and Bel (Ana de Armas) knock on his door claiming to be lost. Evan invites them in and allows them to dry off and wait for a ride. But it turns out his guests aren’t willing to leave. Now Evan must fight for his life when a simple nice gesture turns into a deadly game between Evan and his new guests.

Following the recent release of his film Green Inferno, Eli Roth releases another horror/thriller. Unfortunately, this film shows that Roth is better left to writing gore and torture flicks. While Knock Knock involves more of mental torture, it leaves a massive bitter taste afterwards. Right away we are established that Evan is a family man, but he’s also living in a sexless marriage. When these two girls enter Evan’s life, you can tell that he’s going to do something that he’s going to regret. The story sound intriguing on paper, but seeing it played out is a whole different story. It tries to be Wild Things meets Fatal Attraction, but it’s nowhere near as steamy and fun as Wild Things or as thrilling as Fatal Attraction. In fact Knock Knock is very much dull. There is mental torture present but it more so comes in the form of two young women. Seriously, these two don’t need to tie a person down to drive them insane (though it does make it worse), their constantly cackling and yelling is enough to drive a person up the wall.

Maybe this was the intention? I have no idea. But when all of that is said and done, they torture Evan due to his infidelity and fill his mind with lies to further torture him because of what he’s done. As much as I wanted to turn off this movie, I was determined to finish it to see how it ends and hope to see the two annoying women get their just deserts. Without giving anything away, it ends in the most dull and boring way possible. It’s almost as if Roth put us through all of this mental torture of watching this all for nothing. Even the ending is abrupt and ends with one of the dumbest final lines in a film I’ve heard. Along with our two ladies driving us and Evan bonkers, it is the character of Evan himself that brings nothing to us a viewers. We’re supposed to feel sorry for this guy and root for him, but the fact of the matter is, his character has no personality whatsoever, and then there is the fact that he cheated on his wife with both of the girls. Had he not hooked up with them and they tortured him regardless, he might have earned some merit.

The one thing I will give the film credit for is the fairly well-done performances by Lorenza Izzo and Anna de Armas. While the characters are dreadful, the two actresses do a fantastic job of driving you to insanity. They also know how to be sweet and innocent one minute and then completely go deranged, making you unsure what they’re really capable of. Keanu Reeves however once again provides a truly awful performance. He goes through the movie with no real emotion in the dialogue and acts like he doesn’t care. He doesn’t get into character at all, and some of his line delivery when he’s trying to be angry or he’s begging is just plain laughable (literally). I found myself wanting him to die so I wouldn’t have to sit through his acting anymore.

Knock Knock for me is easily Eli Roth’s worst film of his career. It delivers absolutely nothing to the audience. Annoying characters, and extremely unlikable lead character, and a truly awful performance by Keanu Reeves. If it weren’t for Izzo and de Aramas, there would be nothing redeeming about this film.

–Cody Landman

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Why We Love: “The Final Girls” (2015) Review

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Following the death of her mother Amanda (Malin Akerman), young teen Max (Tassia Farmiga) finds that the only part of her mother that was left behind was the cult classic slasher film she starred in called Camp Bloodbath. One night the revival of the film at the local theater, Max, along with her best friend Gertie (Alia Shawkat), Gertie’s brother Duncan (Thomas Middleditch), Max’s crush Chris (Alexander Ludwig), and Chris’ ex-girlfriend Vicki (Nina Dobrev) escape a fire in the building by going through the theater screen. However, the group then finds they have been transported into the very movie they had been watching. Unable to escape, the group realizes the only way to make it out of the movie is to follow the rules of a slasher film. As the masked killer Billy begins to kill off the characters of the original film, Max is determined to get her friends, and her mother out alive.

The Final Girls is the latest slasher movie that appears in the form of a comedy. Where most combinations of the two fail, this one succeeds. It’s an excellent parody of the slasher subgenre that features plays on the tropes that appear in those films. While it is self-aware of the slasher genre, it still captures the heart of slashers by playing out those tropes in some of the most fun ways possible. Not only this but it cleverly collides the world of 80s slashers and modern day ones. The stereotypical characters from the 80s are here with their very dim-witted knowledge, and then we have our present day characters with their knowledge of horror films and bringing in the world of technology. The way these two world are combined helps boost the story in a very interesting territory that help move it along. The film is rated PG-13, and for a slasher that is a no-no. While I do think the film would have served much better with an R rating and showing some nice blood with the kills, due to the context of the story, the PG-13 rating fits well enough. Despite this it still gives off the slasher film vibe and pays good tribute to it, most especially Friday the 13th. The movie within the movie is essentially Friday the 13th in general, and that alone parodies it quite well. Adding the the nods to the tropes including the stereotypical characters, the sex=death angle, the virgin must survive, and of course the flashback to the story of the killer, along with others. But in its core, The Final Girls also features a deep story with Max trying to reconnect with her mother (even though it’s just the character mother plays), surprisingly enough, the emotions within it work, and it doesn’t get so over-the-top that it detracts the from the horror story. The comedy in the film delivers plenty of laughs, much of it due to the comical characters and even the kills are humorous in how they play out. The whole film is a fun ride that you want from a slasher film, and adding the comedy makes it even better. However, it does leave us with an ending that will leave some scratching their head wondering where exactly it was supposed to be headed.

What really makes the movie fantastic is the cast and characters. The 80s characters are the stereotypical airheads who are only interested in sex, drugs, and partying and the actors including Malin Akerman and Adam Devine shine in their roles as the shy, virginal girl, and the horny pervert. Akerman’s sweetness and sincerity shines throughout the movie, and despite the awkward mother/daughter casting between she and Tassia Farmiga, the two have amazing chemistry and Akerman really delivers in the motherly role while also playing the main girl in the slasher solidly. Devine is hysterical in his role and provides some of the more, if not the most funniest moments. He essentially is the comic relief of the film and does it with ease. Also providing comic relief in a surprising performance is Angela Trimbur as the slut of the the 80s film. This character was easily my favorite and Trimbur was clearly having fun with the role and does a marvelous job providing just as many laughs as Devine’s character. With our young cast we have Tassia Farmiga as our main girl. Now I have never been a fan of Farmiga’s, but she does a fantastic job here and was perfect as the shy, girl-next-door type who has to play the hero, and in her battle with the killer she massively impressed me with the toughness she brought to the character when she needed it. But most especially it was the emotional moments that she needed to bring to the character that really made her acting shine. You can feel the combination of sadness and happiness of the character even in just Farmiga’s facial expressions. Put both of these together and you get a genuine main girl that you root for in a slasher film. Nina Dobrev is also surprising in her escape from her role in The Vampire Diaries as Vicki, the clingy, bitchy, ex-girlfriend to Alexander Ludwig’s character. Dobrev sells the bitchiness, but also shows that there is more to her character than that as the film progresses. I was also impressed with her excellent comedic timing, she doesn’t hold up compared to Devine and Trimbur but I found her the funniest of the main group. The rest of the cast does extremely well with their roles and stay in character the whole time. Overall, the cast is just downright amazing all of the characters are likable. What sets these characters apart from other slasher films is that despite the stereotypes (which they are very aware of), they actually pretty damn smart and sensible (especially Nina Dobrev’s character surprisingly).

The Final Girls is an excellent slasher that despite its tame rating provides the right amount of spirit and respect to slashers old and new and gives us great comedy with it by playing with the horror tropes, and also giving a pretty sincere and moving subplot of mother and daughter. Along with this is an excellent and lovable set of characters that you find yourself wanting any one of them to make it out alive. The cast I couldn’t praise more who have such amazing chemistry together and really bring the characters’ personalities and emotions to life. While the rating and ending might leave some people bitter, the pros outweigh the cons.

3.5

-Cody Landman

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Why We Love: “The Loved Ones” (2009)

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It turns out some girls don’t like being told no and some girls are as bat shit crazy as his captive, Lola. Lola is played by Robin McLeavy in a performance that simply must be seen to be believed. Many actresses would be afraid of going this far with the role but McLeavy is clearly having a ball here. The torture, the prom, the glitter…everything in her mind has been done FOR Brent and not TO him, if that makes any sense. Speaking of Brent, this is the kind of movie that you just want to give a hug to actor Xavier Samuel once it is over. The things this guy has to go through in order to survive the night and cope with Lola’ “love” is heartbreaking and it is clear that he will never be the same person again. Nonetheless, I don’t want you to think this a dreary and depressing movie about torture and kidnapping. The movie has a wicked sense of dark humor as well that is perfectly aided by Byrne’s strong direction and screenplay. The fact that the demented father and daughter keep screaming at Brent “WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!” left a twisted smile on my face.

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Slasher Studios Examines: “The Rise of Supernatural Slashers”

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With the slasher subgenre becoming one of the more non-existent subgenre in horror cinema, the supernatural ones are on the rise. This is all thanks to the trend that Paranormal Activity started (along with the over-abundance of found footage). With this all happening, more often than not, the found-footage genre usually has a paranormal story going for it. This consists of the aforementioned ghost/spirit films such as Paranormal Actvity, possession films such as The Last Exorcism, and alien films like The Fourth Kind.

However, it is fairly recent within in the past couple of years that slashers may have taken a new form. No longer do we have a terrifying stranger in a mask creeping around stalking young and beautiful teens. But now we have a supernatural entity stalking and killing our characters. Some may say this all began with Freddy Krueger in the Nightmare on Elm Street films. This is a very valid argument as Freddy is long dead and only appears through supernatural means. Some may disagree since he is a full figure, but it can definitely go both ways.

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Time passed and several Freddy sequels later we arrived to the early 2000’s and Final Destination fell into our laps. This time we have our leads being killed off in slasher form by an invisible force in ways that appear by accident. Followed by four sequels, Final Destination really put the supernatural-slasher train in motion. And truthfully, it gave new fear as to who can kills us. It made us fear every little thing that some unseen presence could kills us with. Like Nightmare on Elm Street, Final Destination gave us some of our more stereotypical characters we see in a slasher film. Again one can argue either side, but it can’t be denied there is a strong slasher presence in it.

Continuing on since then the only slashers we have received were remakes or sequels, not so much original ones with the exception of Wrong Turn, See No Evil, and You’re Next came about, everything else was essentially straight to video low budget films. Certainly there is nothing wrong with low budget slashers being released straight to video, but it hardly leaves fans of the subgenre with anything to see in the theater.

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Then came the age of straight up supernatural and found footage. While most of them deal with characters getting killed off, in Paranormal Activity’s case, it’s due to the characters getting in the way of the demon’s intentions. But following this we have supernatural/found footage films such as The Quiet Ones, The Lazarus Effect, Grave Encounters, and As Above/So Below. These films (some found footage, some not) give us some fairly stereotypical characters that wander off into places they shouldn’t be or messing with things they shouldn’t. Ultimately, whatever spirits they anger begin to kill them off, in the above examples, some in pretty disturbing ways. While these films aren’t considered hits for the horror genre, they’re shining examples of the direction slasher films are heading.

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We have now come to the year 2015 where we are back to stereotypical teenagers are being killed off. The small film Nightlight which depicts a group of teens entering the woods for a fun night game, but of course, an evil presence that haunts the woods begins to kill them off. Following this we are smacked with the surprise hit Unfriended which encapsulates the recent trend of supernatural slashers. We have the most stereotypical and glossy, snobby teens you could expect, and we have a vengeful spirit coming back to haunt them and brutally murdering them in front of each other. While I wasn’t the film’s biggest fan, it certainly opened up my eyes to the prospect of the direction slasher films could be heading. The most recent release of The Gallows was a major flop, but it brought forth the same concept as Unfriended, an evil presence killing off stereotypical teens (but this time by means of a noose).

Despite the fact that we are getting The Final Girls released this month (October 2015), it’s not the slasher we typical expect as it is more of a parody of slasher films (the same goes for the MTV’s Scream series and Fox’s Scream Queens). If this is the only direction REAL slashers going, by means of making them comedic, it shows that the slasher genre really doesn’t affect mainstream audiences anymore unless there is comedy behind it. While The Final Girls looks really fun, as is Scream Queens, it’s not the subgenre of slasher I know and love. At this point it seems like any real slashers we get will be a remake or a sequel, any other form would be with heavy humor involved. Clearly serial killers in horrific costumes killing off these stereotypical, pretty, and horny teenagers just doesn’t cut it anymore. Modern audiences want ghosts, demons, and the evils of the unknown coming after people. But by releasing such supernatural films with heavy slasher touches, is this just pure convenience, or is this the filmmakers’ way of trying to please fans of the supernatural genre as well as those of the dying slasher genre? Whether you love the idea or not or just simply accept it, one cannot deny there is a trend going here.

–Cody Landman

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Why We Love: “Cherry Falls” (2000)

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Cherry Falls is a product of the massive post-Scream slasher boom, but one of the few to truly get it right. Ken Selden’s script is crackling with originality, terror, and an extremely unguessable twist. The late Brittany Murphy stars as Jody, the teenage daughter of the local sheriff who finds herself a target of the long, black-haired serial killer murdering virgins. The final twist at the end left me completely surprised and the soundtrack is ahead of its time. If you’re a fan of school hallway chase scenes, mysteries, and gruesome imagery, you’ll love this little underrated gem which is coming to bluray via Scream Factory in 2016.

–Noah Nicholas Nelson

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Why We Love: “Nurse 3D” (2014)

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Paz de la Huerta plays Abby Russell, a head nurse who has just taken a new girl, Danni (Katrina Bowden), under her wing. Abby has a secret. She likes to lure married men into having sex with her only to keep them in the process. Along the way she gets a little too “close” to Danni as she begins to control and destroy every element of Danni’s life that she doesn’t like.

Boy, this movie is a doozy. With some of the most laughable dialogue I’ve heard on screen in years and some of the most bizarre murders I’ve ever seen, “Nurse” is a treat for lovers of bad cinema. The blood flows like water on screen the movie is a very brief 84 minutes which culminates in one of the goriest final acts in recent memory. Sure the movie has more plot holes than the body’s Abby leaves in her wake, but if you enjoy a good-bad horror movie…you won’t find anything better than this one.

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The Ultimate Halloween Mix Tape (1978-2009)

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Attention Halloween fans! Who doesn’t love the killer series that helped start the slasher genre? We have a treat for you today. From Wes Casey Productions comes the ultimate horror “mix tape” covering over 30 years of the beloved horror franchise. “The One. The Only. The classic. The Ultimate Halloween MixTape (1978-2009)! Halloween is nearly here. This mix is something to help chill your bones as those autumn nights draw in and the wind whips the leaves from the trees.” Enjoy the slasher goodness and make sure to subscribe to their Youtube channel for updates on future films.


Make sure to also check out the latest trailer for the new short: The Figure.

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Wes Craven Collection: “Deadly Blessing” (1981) Review

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On Saturday night I watched Deadly Blessing (1981) for the first time. This was just another random movie that I picked from the collection to watch. I own the Arrow Blu-ray of this movie since earlier this year. Deadly Blessing was directed by the late, great Wes Craven. He will always be my favorite horror director of all-time. The trailer of the movie looked fairly good, but my expectations weren’t that high.

I’ve seen Deadly Blessing and while it’s good, it’s definitely not great. This movie simply doesn’t reach its full potential and I feel that more could’ve been done with the premise. The acting performances are above average. I liked Maren Jensen, Sharon Stone, Susan Buckner, Ernest Borgnine and Michael Berryman in their respective roles. The performances felt very nuanced and every actor had their moment to shine with the material they were given, even though some were shockingly underused. Sharon Stone surprisingly stood out with her role of Lana. Her acting was very stale in the beginning of the film, but as the story progressed she only got better. Wes Craven once again did a bang up job in both the writing and directing department and that results in some beautiful exterior shots and some fantastic camera angles. Deadly Blessing contains both moments of wit and suspense. The soundtrack is nothing short of brilliant and the twist at the end definitely took me by surprise. Highly unnecessary, but effective none-the-less.

I learned that Craven originally created a different ending, but the producers intervened and it got changed. The style of this movie is very poignant and gorgeous. I was constantly entertained throughout and even a bit frightened at certain moments. There were some slow moments that took on forever, but it did make the characters less one dimensional with the added development. For those who pay close attention, there are some clever nods and homages to Craven’s earlier and later work like Summer of Fear and A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Deadly Blessing is nowhere near the same level as Scream or ANOES, but it’s an original and unique little horror movie from the early 80’s. Recommended.

–Ferdi Akkulak

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Why We Love: “Poltergeist III” (1988)

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“Poltergeist III” is, by all means, a film that I should hate. It’s a sequel with only two returning characters (Carol Ann and the ever reliable Tangina), it’s PG-13, and it’s supernatural. By all means, this should be on my worst list of horror sequels. Hell, that’s where most other horror fans would put it. But it’s a good film damnit and it’s a film that I will defend until the day I die. To be honest, I just don’t understand the hate for this film. The mirror effects are surprisingly effective and the film attempts to bring closure to the story (even though there are only two returning cast members, it is surprisingly faithful to the original two films). The film is just plain fun from beginning to end and what the film lacks in logic it more than makes up for in inventive special effects. Sadly, this is young Heather O’Rourke’s (Carol Anne) last film as she would pass away shortly after filming would commence. Sure they may say Carol Ann about a hundred times too many but it really just adds to the fun of the film. Have a few drinks and do a toast to Miss O’Rourke, one of the genre’s youngest scream queens that was taken far too soon.

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