Slasher TV: MTV’s “Scream” – Season 1 Review

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The night that everyone has been waiting for has finally arrived. After nine episodes of mystery and death, the season one finale of MTV’s Scream has arrived. Let me start off by saying that MTV needs to really learn what a tribute is to somebody. The tribute they paid to Wes Craven was a joke. This show would not have existed had it not been for him and all he gets is a “Thanks for the screams!” They could have tweeted that.

Anyway rant done. Keep in mind I’m going to try be as spoiler free as possible. So, with the Pilot episode we are given the urban legend of one, Brandon James, the town psychopath. The killer shows up wearing the same mask as Brandon and ensues havoc on the town of Lakewood. The first victim is the high school slut/bitch. We also get a taste of voyeurism that plays a theme during the season. For the most part, it does a good job of building up the mystery and who is committing these murders. And for an MTV series, it delivered some pretty fine and gory death scenes. One thing that did please me is that amount of nods/homages to moments from the original film series and managing to make them their own in a fine light. And while we are given a couple of chase scenes (and a decent ones), though very brief, but sometimes we gotta take what we can get. Unfortunately during the course of the series, the deaths come to a halt and leave us horror hounds with nothing. And when we are, it’s more often someone we really don’t give two shits about. On top of this, and what really brought it down, was the amount of pointless drama that served no purpose whatsoever. An example being a plotline involving Brooke’s (Carlson Young) mother. Some can argue it served as a purpose to shape her character (fair enough), but in the grand spectrum of things, it didn’t do anything for the story (if this was longer than ten episodes I would have given up and waited for the finale).

That being said, I tried to have hope that this would all build to a great finale episode. For the most part, the finale had MANY great scenes, and some very thrilling ones that take place at Brooke’s house once the killer crashes the party. But by the end, I was very disappointed. If the killer wasn’t predictable during the latter half of the season, the finale beats you over the head with it to where only the dumbest person (or the most uneducated horror fan ever) wouldn’t be able to see it. That being said, the performance given by the actor during the reveal was pretty solid (though very familiar to Emma Roberts’ in Scream 4). As for the motive, it went for the most tired one possible (another familiar one). Of course our leading lady Emma (Willa Fitzgerald) gets into a literal fight to the death with the killer, Fitzgerald turns in her better performance of the season here. The showdown is engaging for sure (some may say comical), but I loved that they were going all out with it, but unfortunately it was short lived (I wanted more). It all ends with a disgustingly happy ending, but also one final twist (gets a small nod of approval) for next season.

During the course of the season we have our main sets of characters. Some we genuinely grew to like and lost too soon, some we thought “finally”, and some we just didn’t care about because they weren’t important. Some characters even had way too many close calls to death and always conveniently got away (not gonna lie this pissed me off). From the beginning I always liked Emma and Willa’s performance, the only downside was that the character didn’t get a great amount to do a majority of the time. The finale made me enjoy the character and performance even more. Upon introduction I didn’t care for the character of Audrey (Bex Taylor-Klaus), I saw her as very pitiful “woe is me” type. But she grew out of that fast and quickly grew on me as she showed more of her personality. She had some of the best lines of the season. Along with Audrey was her best friend Noah (John Carna) I liked this character from the start as well as the horror fanatic. But I can see why some got annoyed by him. Admittedly there were moments where his quirky lines got old (especially in the finale) but I still liked him enough. As for the other characters, my feelings towards them didn’t change.

Contrary to how most people feel, I couldn’t stand the character of Brooke or Carlson Young’s acting throughout. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a good bitch in a horror, but Brooke wasn’t even a bitch after the first two episodes, she was more of a whiny, self-involved brat. I was hoping Young would at least step up her game to try deliver a good performance, but I could only tolerate bad crying and weak line delivery so much. Don’t get me started on her squawk (I mean scream). Call me bias or a hater if you want, but the character, nor the actress did anything for me. Neither did Tom Madden as Jake (what was his point?). The rest of the cast did okay at best but the above were the only ones worth mentioning. With all of this being said and combining the story with the characters, one would think that we would get a blood bath in the finale, right? WRONG! We are only given two deaths in the finale, and neither are people we cared about (I honestly mean this), there might as well have been no deaths at all. As a massive horror (especially slasher) fan, I spent nine episodes, a majority of them kill free, to see shit go down and characters die (whether I liked them or not), and this is what I got. A handful of survivors. This to me made this whole season pointless. Instead of being true to slasher form, it decided to focus on bad teen drama with Scooby Doo exploring. They may have saved these characters for season two, but regardless there were WAY too many survivors than there needed to be. Again, this made the whole season pointless and more of a drama than a horror/slasher show.

If you are a massive slasher fan expecting horror and carnage, you will be disappointed. If you are a young teen with a low IQ and no knowledge of the horror genre whatsoever, you may just love it. Some may find even ground in it and like it. As for me, this was a huge slap in the face as a slasher fan and overall left a bad taste in my mouth and unsure whether to tune into season two. Despite some fine performances and characters, great nods to the original films, nice deaths (from what there was), and some thrilling moments, MTV’s Scream was basically Pretty Little Liars with actually bloody kills in it. Overall, I say pass on this one and watch My Super Psycho Sweet 16 instead. You get what this whole season had, plus a pleasuring amount more in 90 minutes.

–Cody Landman

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Horror Movie Poster Fridays: “Gremlins” & “Gremlins 2: The New Batch”

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Last time on Horror Movie Poster Fridays, I covered posters from the immortal classic The Exorcist. This time, I’m taking on the holiday horror-comedy Gremlins, directed by Joe Dante, and its sequel. Full of wintery goodness, evil mogwais, and dark comedy, Gremlins is cherished by both horror and comedy fans everywhere. Gremlins 2 takes a lighter approach to the comedy, filled with enjoyable slapstick moments and featuring returns by such stars as Phoebe Cates and Zach Galligan. Today, I’m going over some of the beautiful posters that have been created in the 31 years since this wonderful series was created.

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Join us next week for an all new Horror Movie Poster Fridays.

–Noah Nicholas Nelson

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Slasher Studios’ “Dismembering Christmas” Slashes Up U.K. Premiere

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Exciting news slasher fans! December 19th marks the UK premiere of Dismembering Christmas at the Grosvenor Cinema in Glasgow, Scotland presented by Faith in Film Entertainment. Dismembering Christmas will be playing as part of a special horror double feature with the holiday horror classic Black Christmas. More details to come!!

Make sure to like the official Dismembering Christmas FB page and get your gory Dismembering Christmas goodies today!

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More Creepy Carnage: “Sinister 2” (2015) Review

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Following the events of the first film, it follows the Deputy (James Ransome) who is left jobless and damaged after the events with the Oswalt family. Despite this it doesn’t stop him from trying to figure out what happened to his friend and the rest of the victims who fell to Baghul’s curse. This time he is after Courtney (Shannon Sossamon) and her two sons Dylan and Zach (Robert Daniel and Dartanian Sloan) who are in hiding from Courtney’s abusive husband. When the Deputy tracks them down Dylan is already seeing the children and the videos of Baghul’s children. It’s now up to the Deputy to save the family and stop Baghul once and for all.

Let me start off by saying that I did not care for the original film at all, it had some of the creepy tapes and atmosphere to keep it going, but other than that I found it dull and lifeless with weak acting and characters you didn’t care about. Going into the sequel I kept my expectations low. As I left the theater I was more than satisfied with what I got. If you have NOT seen the first film, you may find yourself lost, as this sequel doesn’t take its sweet time, we are thrown right into the middle of things when the events have already started and Dylan is already seeing the children and the tapes have been discovered. This is a huge relief because we already know this part of the story. So for the majority of the film we are given plenty of time to get to know our characters and actually like them and hope they get out alive. And it succeeds, I found myself genuinely caring about the family, or in one case I didn’t care about a particular one. Anyway, we are actually given plenty of time with each character and each is given their time to shine. Shannon Sossamon is amazing in the mother role of Courtney. She’s the kind of mother that isn’t phony like in most films, she seems like a genuine mother that you would come across on any day. Even in the moments of drama and terror, all of Sossamon’s character behavior and actions is real and she doesn’t take it over-the-top. Admittedly I’ve never been a huge fan of the actress but she won me over in this role.

The Sloan brothers also do a fantastic job in their breakout roles. Robert plays the more fragile son of the two who is clearly scarred by the events from his home life, and finds himself trapped in this supernatural world, he always succeeds in nailing the boy’s innocence and traumatization (again without being over-dramatic about it). Dartanian Sloan however plays the more rebellious son, Zach. Despite being twins, Zach acts as if he is much older than Dylan and enjoys tormenting him (okay, so yes, Zach is the one unlikable character of the family). Although there isn’t a whole lot of drama for Zach’s character, he does an excellent job of playing the character you love to hate, easily one of the most despicable kids in a horror film. Finally there is James Ransome as the Deputy (technically Deputy So & So). Unlike the first film, the Deputy isn’t a bumbling idiot during the whole film, granted he does have his awkward moments. However, those awkward moments more often than not come off as more realistic than anything. He’s the hero you expect from a horror film, he’s real in all respects in that he is willing to admit he’s afraid or whether he should do something or not. As for Ransome’s performance, it is also well-done. He and Sossamon have great chemistry and brings a new life to the character that we didn’t get in the first film.

Playing the “hero” of the story, Ransome perfectly establishes that he’s a man who is desperate to save this family and others from falling into this fate in the most selfless way and he doesn’t take the role super seriously by over-exaggerating his dialogue, he just plays it how any person would. In other words, all of our main cast and actors come off as very real and genuine. While this sequel doesn’t give us a great amount of atmosphere to freak us out, it uses the characters and the content of the story to get under our skin. Unfortunately it also has some weak jump scares that will only scare the weakest people in the audience. The infamous tapes are more present than they were in the first film and they occur in various moments in the build up of the film to give us some creep factor and disturb us.

The tapes, while disturbing (especially one involving rats that gave me the willies), aren’t as affecting or as shocking as the first film. I don’t know if it’s because we’ve seen them by now and know what to expect, but while they were amusing, it didn’t do much. Then there’s Baghul, who is given MUCH more screen time, and as the film progresses we see him grow more powerful and menacing, which makes him much more scary than his presence in the first. The same goes for the children, they are much more sinister (pun intended) and creepy than how they were in the first. Overall the film isn’t scary or terrifying, but more so it’s knowing what fate is about to befall this family and we are ultimately left fearing for the lives. It all leads to what I thought was a very heart-pounding finale in which I really had no idea how it was going to end. At the same time, the ending satisfying but also depressing (depending how you look at it).

Sinister 2 is a sequel that I extremely enjoyed after really disliking the first, however I’m sure many will find a reason to hate it. The story is engaging from beginning to end, it doesn’t treat the audience like they’re stupid and need a recap of Baghul and the tapes over again. It plays it smart with our characters along with the story in order to scare us, and we get the excellent performances from the cast to back that up. Though it has its weaknesses as far as the tapes and its cheap jump scares, including the SAME final scare from the end of the first (maybe a spoiler, but I saved you a groan). But to me, this sequel succeeds in strengthening where the original film had its MUCH stronger weaknesses.

–Cody Landman

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Sinfully 90’s: “Devil in the Flesh” (1998) Review

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Yesterday I watched Devil in the Flesh (a.k.a. Dearly Devoted) (1998) for the first time. This was a random DVD watch for me. I love Rose McGowan, so I only wanted to check this movie out for her. I went in low expectations and the result is a decent psychological thriller that often feels like it rather wants to be an erotic thriller. I truly enjoyed Rose McGowan’s performance and she’s honestly the saving grace here as I most likely would’ve hated this movie had she not starred in it. Her role is nowhere near as good as in Scream, but she pulled it off with the type of character she played. Alex McArthur did provide for some appealing eye candy.

The storyline is predictable and has been done countless times before. This movie does have some cool kills and I liked seeing the typical 90’s style in fashion choices. The directing is weird and even amateuristic at times. I was expecting more straightforward horror aspects, but it was fun seeing Rose chew the scenery and she had some witty one-liners. I do admit that Devil in the Flesh is one of those “leave your brains at the door” movies where you can only hope you’ll be entertained by what you see. At some point I couldn’t take the whole thing seriously anymore to be frank. Devil in the Flash is a slightly above average thriller, but that’s mostly due to Rose’s presence and likeability. The rest is standard stuff for a Direct to Video movie. I’d say it is worth a rental, but if you’re a Rose McGowan fan it’s a must see. I’m not sure if I’ll watch this movie again anytime soon.

FYI: My DVD disc kept glitching throughout the last 30 minutes and at some point it freeze framed and I had to watch the rest of the movie online. There’s also a sequel starring Jodi Lyn O’Keefe (Halloween H2O), but I’m not likely gonna bother watching that.

–Ferdi Akkulak

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Classic Horror Review: “The Exorcist” (1973)

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Yesterday I watched The Exorcist (1973) for the very first time. A lot of you were surprised to learn that I had never seen this movie before in my life. I just knew I had to change that quickly. I am very aware of the reputation this movie has built ever since its initial release in 1973. The Exorcist was the first horror movie to be nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars. That’s quite an impressive feat for a horror movie to achieve. I watched “The Version You’ve Never Seen” of The Exorcist, which was re-released in theaters in 2000 and includes 11 minutes of never before seen footage. I intend to watch the Original Theatrical Version at sometime soon.

Well, I can confirm to you that The Exorcist is easily one of the scariest movies I’ve ever seen. Its an excellent and classic horror movie with strong performances by Linda Blair, Ellen Burstyn, Max von Sydow and Jason Miller. I felt deep sympathy for the characters in this movie. William Friedkin did a brilliant job directing this movie and the cinematography really stood out. The soundtrack is superb and helps with building up the tension. There were a lot of scenes in this movie that were both frightening and memorable. I did have some problems here and there, especially with the noticeably out of place opening scene. I get that it’s a portion of the story, I just didn’t like the desert setting for a movie like this.

This movie also had its share of slow moments, but the development of the story and characters definitely made up for that. Also worth mentioning are the truly outstanding make-up effects and the brilliant suspense build up. I really wish I saw this movie at a younger age. The Exorcist is definitely a movie you need to have seen at least once in your life. It’s all around such a well crafted movie. Some of the creepy images throughout are extremely haunting. One of the best horror movies I’ve ever seen and I’m more than interested in reading the novel by William Peter Blatty at some point. Highly recommended!

–Ferdi Akkulak

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Horror Poster Friday: “The Exorcist” (1973)

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Almost 42 years later, William Friedkin’s classic The Exorcist still frightens audiences to this day and is widely considered one of the scariest horror films of all time. Based on the William Peter Blatty novel, The Exorcist follows young Reagan (Linda Blair) as she is possessed by an evil entity after playing with a ouija board. Full of genuine terror and tension, The Exorcist is one of the most profitable horror films of all time and is arguably one of the most influential.

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Love it or hate it, The Exorcist has left an undeniable mark on pop culture and will live on in the hearts of horror fans for life. Check back next week for an all new Horror Movie Poster Fridays.

–Noah Nicholas Nelson

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Better Left Unfound Footage: “Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story” (2015)

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Last Friday I watched Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story (2015) aka The Operator (2015) for the first time. This was the latest DVD screener I received from my job to review. Never heard of this movie before and I’m not familiar in the slightest with the web series ‘Marble Hornets’, which this movie is based on.

Well I’ve given Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story a watch and ,as I could’ve predicted, it was downright awful. The story is unoriginal and in some ways it even felt like a rip-off of Paranormal Activity and The Devil Inside. The movie is never scary and only features your typical dose of cheap jump scares, just like you’ve seen them a thousand times before. The shaky cam aspect and the sound effects were annoying and gave me a headache. The acting performances by the three leads were okay at best, but I didn’t notice any familiar faces. I admit that this movie had plenty of build up, but the ending basically ruined everything for me. Also worth mentioning is the lack of Slender Man in this movie, there isn’t really anything scary about this figure in my opinion. When he’s finally on screen, there is hardly any tension where there was so much opportunity for it.

It’s good that I’m not familiar with Marble Hornets, because after watching this crappy movie I intend to keep it that way. I suggest you avoid this movie at all costs. One of the worst found footage films I’ve ever seen, period.

-Ferdi Akkulak

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Deck The Halls With Lots of Bodies With A Limited Edition “Dismembering Christmas” Tee

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Thanks Noah Nicholas Nelson for sharing your Dismembering Christmas shirt. Noah is the director of the upcoming horror film Delusional, make sure to like it on FB slasher friends. These limited Edition Dismembering Christmas t-shirts are going fast so make sure you don’t miss out on your chance to slash up the holiday season! We have VERY limited quantities left. These are soft and comfy Anvil shirts and we think the kelly green with look perfect as you deck the halls with lots of bodies!


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Horror Movie Poster Friday: “Rosemary’s Baby” (1968)

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Last week on Horror Movie Poster Fridays, I covered John Carpenter’s The Thing. This week, I’m going over some of the beautiful posters for Roman Polanski’s classic Rosemary’s Baby, highly regarded as one of the best horror films of all time. With a 99% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes, don’t let the over 2 hour runtime fool you if you haven’t seen it. Rosemary’s Baby is bursting with so much style and innovation and a hauntingly perfect lead performance by Mia Farrow that it’s a must see for fans of the genre.

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Check back next week for an all new Horror Movie Poster Fridays.

–Noah Nicholas Nelson

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