Our Twitter film critic Tim Schilling has been hard at work this week covering the “Child’s Play” series in all its bloody gory. Don’t fuck with the Chuck. Right? Well, today we have a review from Tim on the black sheep of the series, “Child’s Play 3.” Does Chucky still have some fight left in him or is this a series that should have died in the toy factory? Let’s open up the toybox and see what we have here.

Thoughts before the film:
#ChildsPlay3 was my favorite in the series, but after watching the second one last night again, I could change my mind. Hopefully it holds up though!

Thoughts while watching:
0:02 These opening are kinda gross… Blood and wax?
0:09 My dad actually knows a part of what happens in this movie. Kinda proud.
0:16 What ever happened to Kyle from the second movie? I liked her.
0:22 “I said you ASSHOLE, sir. ”
0:25 I wonder how Chucky wrapped himself in the box like that?
0:28 No way is this girl the same age as Andy, she looks like she’s at least 25.
0:33 When Chucky was falling into the garbage truck and just said shit, probably the funniest part of the whole series.
0:38 Chucky’s gonna be a bro.
0:43 Saying Fucking geek to someone, was that offensive back then?
0:53 What is this guy, the hair god or somethin?
0:56 Now the hair god is judging Chucky.
0:57 …but even the hair god is no match for Chucky.
1:00 Tyler is like two feet tall, how is he even at this school?
1:11 It’d be sick to really play the war game or whatever this is.

Overall:
After watching the three original movies over again, #ChildsPlay3 is still my favorite. #ChildsPlay3 original story that again was diff enough from the others to make it stand out. Also kept continuity which doesnt happen much

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Busy day here at Slasher Studios. Not only did we have for you FIVE brand new overrated horror selections but we also have for you another tweet-by-tweet review from our guest film critic Tim Schilling! Know the concept by now? We take a movie and give you a running commentary through twitter. After the film is done, we will post the review over here at Slasher Studios. Tim takes a look today at the Australian horror film “Primal.” Let’s just say that it is no “Wolf Creek”….

Thoughts before the film:
Only reason I’m watching this movie is cause I’m too lazy to put a DVD in. Thanks for on demand. #Primal

Thoughts while watching:
0:03 Sick intro/time lapse thing.
0:08 It sounds like each one of these people are speaking different languages at parts, I don’t understand a thing.
0:14 What is this chick’s name and why does it sound like people are screaming Chinese when they talk to her?!
0:15 I’m not really feelin it so far. Nothing has even happened haha
0:15 “Get your winky wet!” crazy Australians. Or whatever these people even are.
0:20 Who just carries around salt ready for something like that??
0:25 I seriously cannot understand what these people are saying. Anyone else have this problem while watching this?
0:26 Her tooth fell out. Great, now I’ll have a nightmare somehow related to my teeth. Happens every time.
0:30 *yaaaawnnnn*
0:30 I take that yawn back.
0:34 Oh poor kangaroo… at least I know that these people are Australian now…
0:35 I will say this movie has some nice camera shots. Some, key word.
0:41 This disease apparently turns you into a ninja.
1:08 What is this, an action movie now?
1:14 This bitch wasn’t 9 months pregnant 5 minutes ago…
1:17 This is like 8 different stories trying to be one movie.

Overall:
#Primal was basically a not so great mix of 28 Days Later, Cabin Fever and The Ruins.. Even though I only saw parts of The Ruins.

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Guess what slasher fans? We have another great tweet-by-tweet review from our guest film critic Tim Schilling! I’m sure by now you guys are familiar with the concept: We take a movie and give you a running commentary through twitter. After the film is done, we will post the review over here at Slasher Studios. Today Tim takes a look at the killer doll classic “Child’s Play.” Wanna play?

Thoughts before the film:
It won’t need much to impress. Considering 3 is my favorite in the series and I actually liked Seed of Chucky.

Thoughts while watching:
0:04 Is he wearing lipstick or is that blood on his lips…?
0:05 How does one say a curse that puts your soul into a doll and then blows up a building?!
0:13 If a manager ever talked to me like that I’d probably kick em.
0:18 I love that we get to know and care for the people in this movie, you don’t see that too often in horror movies.
0:18 Well that’s how I feel at least about it…
0:21 They put an actual hammer in a child’s play set!
0:33 What raggedy city does this movie take place in? I’ve had nightmares about places like these before.
0:26 The sounds that these clowns make are gonna give me nightmares. Hopefully?
0:35 I thought the abandoned house thing was the sequel.. I’m getting these movies mixed up.
0:43 When she finds the batteries in the box, this part scared the crap outta me when I was younger.
0:49 Please tell me there really aren’t neighborhoods that are as scary as they are here…
0:50 This dude knows it’s Charles Lee Ray, he gave that look like three times so far. He’s too much of a wuss to say it.
0:55 How does a break pedal just fall off?
1:03 How does Chucky know the chant if he killed that guy before he told him?
1:04 This kid was so darn adorable in the beginning, now I just feel bad for him.
1:09 “Ugly doll!” “fuq u”
1:12 There’s the cheesy 80’s effects I love!
1:18 This bitch got aim!
1:22 This movie must have been so much fun to make.

Overall:
I might be in the minority here, but #ChildsPlay is one of my favorite slashers. #ChildsPlay: good acting,good story without crazy plots holes& overall good production considering the bigger budget it had for a horror film

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Tonight we have another tweet by tweet review from our guest twitter reviewer Tim Schilling! As you may know, we are just started a new feature here at Slasher Studios: tweet-by-tweet reviews. The idea behind the concept: We take a movie and give you a running commentary through twitter. After the film is done, we will post the review over here at Slasher Studios. Tonight Tim will be looking at one of my personal favorites, the highly underrated gorefest “Cabin Fever.” Does it deliver the goods for Tim? Let’s find out….

Thoughts before the film:
It’s been WAY too long since I’ve watched this movie.

Thoughts while watching:
0:06 …I forgot that was a boy…
0:11 You’re in the house for two seconds hot damn wait a minute.
0:12 Permanent friend zoned.
0:16 How does someone even crawl that fast!?
0:20 “Yes it is you fucking slut!”
0:36 Goes canoeing fully clothed and doesn’t even get wet yup.
0:48 How was this movie not nominated for best original score? Oh yeah, it’s horror.
1:10 Dog :(
1:21 Let’s go back in time and give #CabinFever a nomination for best score.

Overall:
#CabinFever one of the best scores I have ever heard from a movie, actually realistic for a horror movie, and perfect dark comedy/80s feel.

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As you may know, We are starting a new feature here at Slasher Studios: tweet-by-tweet reviews. We bring you our another tweet-by-tweet movie review today from guest horror critic Tim Schilling. The idea behind the concept: We take a movie and give you a running commentary through twitter. After the film is done, we will post the review over here at Slasher Studios. Tonight we take a look at the low budget “Carnivore”…does it deliver the gory goods?

Thoughts before the film:
I’ve seen two movies so far out of this 8 packs, one terrible and one pretty good. Please be another good one?

While watching the film:
0:02 This movie was made in 2000 I believe, but so far it looks like it’s from the 70’s. Good or bad?
0:04 Gets stabbed by a needle that was supposed to knock out a monster, “this is bloody great”
0:05 And dies….
0:08 This movie likes the color blue. But it’s a little too much blue.
0:13 Over acting at its finest.
0:17 This is such a 70’s throwback.
0:18 I mean… The hair styles in this movie has been extinct for decades.
0:24 The creature reminds me of a troll doll…And whenever they show it, they play Tom & Jerry music.
0:29 Note: don’t overuse the blue filter. Cause the moon, it ain’t blue.
0:32 I’ll refer the creature as troll doll.
0:32 So the troll doll tried forever to get out of the house, just to go back in through the… chimney?
0:43 Am I watching porn or what? 2 whole minutes of titty suckin.
0:48 The troll doll sounds like an angry midget.
0:59 This house isn’t that big, and there’s nothing in it. Why can’t they find troll doll?!
1:04 “no fuck ups.” classy president.
1:05 Oh troll doll can speak English alright.
1:08 Are we in the middle ages now…? The soundtrack seems to think so.
1:11 The troll doll only attack people when they: a) are scared or b) having sex.

Overall:
I didn’t care for the weak story, no jumps or scares, but #Carnivore had a 70’s feel that I loved and a quarkiness that left it interesting.

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