Favorite Stephen King Adaptations: “Misery” (1990)

My choice and favorite film for Stephen King week is Misery.

The film tells the story of best-selling author Paul Sheldon (James Caan) who on one snowy day crashes his car and is left for dead. To Paul’s luck, a passerby comes and saves him and brings him back home. When Paul awakes the next morning, he finds out his savior is a woman named Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates). Not only is Annie a nurse, but she also just so happens to be Paul’s number one fan and is obsessed with his Misery Chastain novels. As time goes by, Paul starts to feel much better and is ready to leave. However, his savior Annie just isn’t ready for that yet. What’s in store for Paul is one nightmare he will never forget.

Misery is one solid thrill ride that keeps you tense all the way through until the big showdown between Paul and Annie. As the film progresses, the more we start to see just how insane Annie becomes, and the treatment of Paul becomes more and more disturbing. This is my favorite Stephen King flick because it revolves around Annie’s behavior in order to freak out its audience. It doesn’t need music, or gore, or anything other horror films have. The viewer can almost be in the same mind-set as Paul as he endures his torture. Kathy Bates totally deserved her Oscar for the role, she does an amazing job changing behavior from sweet innocent fan, to totally insane and obsessed fan.

–Cody Landman

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Why I Hate Stephen King’s “Pet Sematary”

I dislike Pet Sematary so greatly I have been avoiding this page (Slasher Studios Horror Film Club) since the posts regarding them have gone up in the last day or two.

Pet Sematary 1 and 2 are quite possibly the most miserable movie(s) I have ever had the displeasure of seeing in my entire life. Both of these movies make me so miserable that I am depressed even writing here now about them. I think few movies have ever evoked such a visceral response from me or such strong feelings with the exception of Monster’s Ball. I like horror movies-but I feel like these are nearly real life horrors (with the exception of the dead rising from the grave…no wait…not really yet en masse) that we all have to deal with everyday-lumped into one misery fest.

I have never seen the awfulness that life can be lumped in so much into two films. Death (of children, pets and family members), loss, the sadness that is the hope that one day our loved ones will return to us somehow/somewhere, the sadness of seeing the desperation that one day they will return and the ultimate resolution that “dead is better” because the hopes and dreams of all humans have failed and become perverted and destroyed, bullying, divorce, shitty step-parents, abusive situations, incurable disease…you name it, it’s in these two films. Any horrible situation you can possibly imagine is pretty much represented in these movies. I see horrible real life everyday-I don’t need it force fed down my throat in a tube over the course of two hours.

Zelda is pretty nightmare inducing…she looks like you might catch it if she touches you…

I’m truly not trying to offend those that like and enjoy the films, here…just sharing my opinion! Next up…favorite Stephen King movie ( that I have not reviewed yet)! I look forward to reading everyone’s reviews…

–Kat Kitty

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Tim’s Slasher Tweet Reviews: “House of 1000 Corpses” (2003)

Rob Zombie has always been one of my favorite “new” filmmakers (especially considering that he has only made four films). “The Devil’s Rejects” and his “Halloween” remakes rank as a few of the horror high points of the last decade. Still, I’ve never been able to warm up to the grisly “House of 1000 Corpses.” Possibly I need to give it a new watch from a fresh perspective. Today, our twitter reviewer Tim Schilling is taking another look at the film that started Zombie’s filmmaking career.

Thoughts before the film:
This will be my second viewing of #HouseOf1000Corpses. I haven’t seen it in a few years, but I think it’ll hold up.

Thoughts while watching:
0:01 It just tastes so damn good! Bawkabawkabaaaawk!
0:06 I actually really like the song House of 1000 Corpses. I had it on repeat after I first saw the movie.
0:09 Sid Haig is really freaking scary in this movie. Even though he was ‘just kidding.’
0:15 Where can I take this tour!?i If only it was real.
0:25 Zombie’s movies are shot different than a lot of movies. But also shot great. I wanna know where he got that from.
0:40 3/4 of Zombie’s movies take place on Halloween.
0:44 These cutaway scenes they’re doing when they show the other characters in that grainy like film is great.
0:51 Those people were like waiting under the blankets for that girl… are they gonna eat her!?
0:52 Geez he just answered the question wrong, you don’t gotta chop his head off for it!
0:58 No one in this family brushes their teeth. Grossssss.
1:00 The scene when they’re killing the cops. Pretty freaking great.
1:03 That is one creepy sex shop.
1:03 Bill Moseley is kinda similar to his character in TCM2 but not as crazy. He was just nuts in that one.
1:06 The music when they’re walking to see dr. Satan is so creepy and good!
1:10 This movie in general reminds me of TCM a lot actually.

Final Verdict:
I think #HouseOf1000Corpses is a modern horror classic. It pays homage to tons of older movies while still being very different. It was also shot GREAT, and had good music. I still wish Zombie would do more features more often.

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Tim’s Slasher Tweet Reviews: “Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation” (1994)

I’ve never quite understood the hatred towards “Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.” It’s wonderfully dark, featuring early turns by both Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger, and features a nice amount of bloody goodness. Nonetheless, it has turned into the black sheep of Chainsaw family among most horror fans. Does it deserve another look? Tim Schilling is back with a brand new tweet by tweet review to find out.

Thoughts before the film:
The last time I saw this movie, I got screamed at by my dad to turn it off. I never got to finish it. But remember liking it for some reason…

Thoughts while watching:

0:06 Lol @ Renee Zellweger.
0:09 You get into TWO accidents like 5 minutes from each other and you care about getting a little scar?
0:12 The girl who was driving the car is possible one of the worst actresses I have ever seen.
0:15 Damn rednecks.
0:19 I wonder how many times this flashlight is gonna go out?
0:28 They’re trying to recreate scenes from the original movie… It’s not working.
0:34 Matthew Mcidontknowhowtospellit is actually kinda good in this movie. I never thought I would say that about him.
0:40 Why would you jump on a power line!?
0:46 I wanna go to a drive through pizza place.
0:57 This movie is hardly about Leatherface. He’s just crying in the background 99% of the time.
1:08 Every time I watch a TCM movie I think grandpa is dead and they keep the body. But then he gets up & walks around.
1:14 … random spinoffs to cash in if this movie worked.
1:19 Leatherface is just a screeching transvestite in this movie. It’s kinda hilarious.

Final Verdict:
(I know for a fact that I’m alone on this, but) I’m really not sure why I like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Next Generation. The movie was a good throwback I think to the horror comedies made in the 80’s. It also had decent acting from some of the people. If it wasn’t part of the TCM series I think people would have liked it more.

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“Teddy” Chosen as Official Selection of Elvira’s Horror Hunt

We have been teasing some brand new TEDDY news to you slasher fans on our Facebook page for the last two days now and, as a special treat, we are thrilled to be able to share the exciting news with you. TEDDY has been chosen as an official selection of Elvira’s Horror Hunt next month at HorrorHound in Indianapolis. Here is hoping that Elvira and Peaches Christ fall in love with TEDDY the way that we have seen many other horror fans fall in love with the film. We are thrilled and honored to be part of this competition and we will see you at HorrorHound next month! Hope Elvira says some nice things about Teddy in her webisode. Oh..who am I kidding? The badder, the better!

Some information behind the festival:

“From all entrants, 13 feature films will be chosen by a special review board and screened at the Elvira’s Horror Hunt Film Festival at Horrorhound Weekend in Indianapolis September 8th.

Elvira and Peaches will then review all 13 films via their Horror Hunt internet show and choose the top three films.

Those three films will be reviewed by a panel of prestigious horror industry professionals.

The Grand Prize winning filmmaker and a friend will be flown to Hollywood to attend their very own red-carpet, paparazzi and celebrity-infested premiere at Los Angeles’ historic Vista Theater – hosted live by Peaches Christ and Elvira. The following day there will be a special press screening on the opening day of Comikaze Expo.

These events will be filmed to serve as the big “season finale” webisode.

FORMAT

Thirteen webisodes, each three to five minutes long, will center around Elvira and Peaches Christ reviewing one of the top 13 movies chosen by a qualified review panel. A fun and graphic opening credit sequence will set the tone for a wild, upbeat take on the horror universe while also introducing our out-of-this world hostesses. They will open each episode with a short, shared monologue that previews the current show. While clips from the movie play, the audience will see silhouettes of the back of Elvira and Peaches iconic hairdo’s in the lower portion of the screen ala Mystery Science Theatre, while the girls riff off of the film and each other via biting commentary and playful sass.”

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Best Stephen King Adaptions: “Pet Sematary” (1989) Review

Probably my favorite Stephen King Adaption, not on the account of it being the most faithful [as it’s not; leaves some crucial details out, most notably the Wendigo] but only cause I get what I want out of movies a lot here.

The directing was the best part, the movie just looked so awesome, it had a lot of neat imagery that wasn’t too style heavy, just supported the story so nicely. The whole situation and concept are also quite universal, sad, and disturbing. I remember when I was three years old finding my first pet[a dwarf bunny] dead on the ground, frozen, much like the cat in here, I saw this movie at a young age and loved it for that fact alone. A lot of horror flicks are about people being killed and mutilated, but this movie is about the idea of *Finding* out about death, and accepting [or refusing] it. Having been grief struck a few times in my life is another reason I love this movie, cause it deals with being in pain, refusing reality, trying to make things the way they use to be when they were happy but making things much worse, something many people go through, a sad reality, one of the reasons I love Requiem for a Dream so much.

The gore and deaths in here are also really good, in favor of the movie to the max. It’s really MEAN spirited, and QUITE sick. So many scenes in here make me queasy, when I was a kid no other movie was quite effective in really showing death as icky and disturbing as can be. I don’t know what it was that they did, but it was the most visceral gore I’ve ever seen. Love the Achilles tendon and slashed mouth part, or the half eaten face leaking pus, and let’s not forget Zelda.

Originally was suppose to be directed by George A.Romero, but because of creative differences with the producer, he backed out. Mary Lambert was the next choice, having already dealing with a similar theme, of accepting death, in Siesta(1987). She has never made a movie quite as good as this one, but it has really stood out for me, I loved the shots and cinematography [the state of Maine is a character, love all the details in this movie] and sense of pace. Quirky approach that was very refreshing. She could have had a better grasp on some of the acting at times though, just a minor complaint. I loved the use of the big Mac trucks always droning by, very cool. Gage Creed and Church were effective and cool villains, quite the vicious team. So many scenes in here are imprinted on my mind. The movie is a visual work of art, I appreciate it for just how it looks!

Good soothing soundtrack, Elliot Goldenthal creates a work of art, and a stellar performance by Fred Gynne who was the PERFECT choice for Jud Crandall. A tour de force story by Stephen King, I honestly think that this is his most personal and horrifying novel ever written I’ve read it countless times and have seen this movie countless times.

Bring on the remake! Curiosity killed the cat!

–Vince Fontaine

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The Best Stephen King Adaptations: “Salem’s Lot” (1979) Review

This week in Slasher Studios Horror Film Club we are discussing our favorite Stephen King films. Our first review comes from Alex Dillard as he takes a look at the very underrated miniseries “Salem’s Lot.”

Salem’s Lot (1979, miniseries)

A writer returns to his New England hometown to discover that the local haunted house is now occupied by a mysterious antique dealer and that the locals are falling victim to vampirism!

This fantastically creepy mini-series adaptation of Stephen King’s classic vampire novel is simply one of the best made for TV horror movies ever! Salem’s Lot is a film that I owe much to. Not only did this film make me a big fan of author Stephen King, but a fan of horror films period.

Story-wise this adaptation differs from King’s novel in some ways, but it still comes off as an engulfing and down right scary tale. Director Tobe Hooper (who made the great Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 1974) proves that his talent for creating good horror is not just limited to the big screen. As always Hooper sets up a great atmosphere of darkness and dread that makes this movie captivating. Truly this is one of the few films to ever capture the chilling aura of King’s writing. There’s scenes of terrific suspense and plenty of hair-raising scares to be found here.

High kudos must be given to the makeup department on this film. The vampires in this film are simply frightening thanks to the eerily good makeup work. I have yet to see a vampire film where the blood-suckers are more disturbingly spooky than in this film. It puts CGI effects to laughable shame in comparison. Some sequences are just unforgettable – the ‘night visitors’ tapping at the bedroom windows, an undead Geffory Lewis coaxing his former teacher to look at him, the horrifying attack on the Petrie household, and the taught claustrophobic cellar climax. Special mention should also go to composer Harry Sukman for his powerful music score.

The cast is another strong hold for this film. David Soul does a good performance as the writer returning home to face the demons of his past. The late-great James Mason does an astonishing turn as the sinister stranger in town. Lance Kerwin is strong as a young teen, Bonnie Bedelia is charming as Soul’s love interest, Lew Ayres is solid as an old school teacher, and Reggie Nalder makes for one terrifying vampire!

An excellent and underrated classic through and through, Salem’s Lot is a film not to be missed by true fans of the genre! Beware of edited versions of the film though, the full-length mini-series is the best way to see this one.

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Slasher Studios Horror Webcast at Flashback Weekend

On this week’s episode of Slasher Studios Horror Webcast, our hosts Kevin Sommerfield and Steve Goltz will be discussing last weekend’s 10th anniversary of Flashback Weekend. The celebrities that stood out, the movies that rocked, and the experiences they won’t soon forget. To listen live, tune in tonight at 10PM central! Make sure to call in and share your stories if you were there as well.

Slasher Studios at Flashback Weekend

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Favorite John Carpenter Films: “They Live” (1988)

I thought, I’d put this film down cause Halloween is such a tired choice, yes its a great film and yes it holds up well, but I always gravitated more toward this film as one of my favorite films by John Carpenter. Before I continue I would like to point out I’m not a huge fan of John Carpenter, he is a fine director, but aside from a couple of films I’ve like his writing work a bit more. The Thing for instance is overhyped, it has great special effects and the whodoneit element keeps you interested, but its not the best, its watchable.

Now onto my review for They Live…This is a great flick, it can’t be categorized as simply a thriller or even horror(its not really classified as that either)but as an Action/Thriller Sci-Fi film. During the time that I saw this I was a huge fan of Rowdy Roddy Piper and was hyped up to see him “Chew bubblegum and kick ass” you can tell that John Carpenter felt the same way as this film includes one of the longest fight sequences ever, I believe it goes on for more than 5 minutes.

Rowdy Piper stars as a drifter, who ends up in a city as a construction worker, where a group of people outside a church spend their time trying to avoid the local authorities, who seem to be a bit aggressive when it comes to hassling the citizens. Roddy does a terrific job in the role, he plays the role as a silent type, occasionally speaking when the time calls for it, he is very observant, which is what causes him to get in the middle. When your a wrestler you must act a certain way as written for your character, in this film his acting is expanded upon as he is known for being well Rowdy, like a maniac, here he has to fall back on that.

Keith David enters into the film as a nice guy construction worker, who befriends Piper and is also caught up in this mess. Keith David is a terrific actor and one of the few cool aspects of The Thing, here is is equally as terrific, playing the guy who tries to avoid being involved but of course can’t help but be involved when he is forced. The fight scene I mentioned above consist of him and Piper and its one of the best you’ll see, but you wouldn’t believe was started it and what keeps it going. You have to watch to find out and if you really want a good version wait for the Scream Factory release of a special edition later this year.

Meg Foster plays a member of the source of the films main story, she plays it very somber, never letting on what it is she is really up too, you spend the film wondering whether she is a friend or foe. I love the effects in this film, they are very unique as its simply adding makeup and making things black and white, but it feels so much more. The story is incredible, its very simple, a drifter walks into a town where things aren;t what they appeared, when he discovers that aliens have ued subliminal messages in just about everything there is a war started to stop the source and expose it.

I highly recommend this film, if you can get it cheap go for it, but I am waiting on the Special Edition(I still have my VHS Copy in great condition). Other Carpenter films to check out is Vampires, Escape from New York, Escape From L.A AND Memoirs of the Invisible Man.

–Eric Curto

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Tim’s Slasher Tweet Reviews: “Rob Zombie’s Halloween” (2007)

I’ve often felt that Rob Zombie’s remake of “Halloween” is the cream of the crop when it comes to horror remakes. He was both faithful to the original while giving the material his own innovative twist. Today we have our Twitter reviewer Tim Schilling with his take on the misunderstood remake. Will he be a fan of this remake or feel as though this is one film that should have been left alone?

Thoughts before the film:
Giving this movie a second chance. The first time I saw it I hardly payed attention. #Halloween

Thoughts while watching:

0:02 Wait that’s a lie. I saw this again recently. The beginning makes me so sad.
0:05 This is the last movie I would think the kid from Spy Kids would be in.
0:07 One thing I LOVE about Zombie’s version is that he shows Michael as a kid, and why he turns into a killer.
0:12 For only making like 4 movies, Zombie sure is pretty stylish.
0:19 Good, kinda glad you’re dead Robbie.
0:27 Hi, I’m Michael Myers!
0:29 I totally forgot the uncle from Spy Kids was in this movie!
0:30 Black is a color. Shut up dr. Loomis.
0:42 Dr. Loomis is a drama queen.
0:49 Not sure how I feel about Michael killing the Spy Kids guy, if he didn’t it would show he still had a nice side.
0:49 But since he did it shows he’s a crazy lunatic who kills people who even helped him.
0:53 Obligatory black guy death.
1:07 Sid Haig runs a graveyard in this too? What if this is in the same world as NOTLD 3D? HAH.
1:08 I wanna party in a haunted house.
1:17 Zombie’s Halloween mask > Carpenter’s Halloween mask.
1:27 Danielle Harris is pretty damn hot.
1:46 Gah I hate the eye gouge thing. It’s painful to even watch.

Final Verdict:
Complain all you want about remakes, but Zombie makes a great looking movie no matter what. Besides the movie looking awesome, you can’t really compare it to the original. The movies are completely different and each does their own thing that makes BOTH of the #Halloween movies good. I think Zombie’s will be remembered as much as the original eventually.

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