Favorite Horror Movies of the Last Decade: “Drag Me to Hell” (2009)

Alison Lohman is a loan officer at a bank hoping to get a promotion, and some gypsy woman comes in who doesn’t understand capitalism, asking for a third loan to pay off some debts. Lohman turns her down, so the gypsy grabs at her and Lohman calls security. The gypsy woman feels shamed by this, so she hides out in Lohman’s car, which leads to an incredible fight scene involving office supplies, and ends with the gypsy cursing her. The curse causes terrifying hallucinations, and Lohman has three days to figure a way out of it, or she’s gonna be dragged to hell. It’s gross and fun and actually pretty fucking scary, with moments of humor blended in as well. Alison Lohman is amazing, and could not have been more perfect for the role. She’s relatable and lovable, and as she continually makes darker decisions in order to fend off the curse, it remains easy to support her and root for her to win. She nails all her comedic moments as well, and the scene where she’s questioned about her cat is one of my favorites in the movie. Justin Long was also very good, and easily relatable, as the supportive boyfriend who clearly loves her unconditionally, and will do whatever he can to help her out. The ending of the movie is cruel and upsetting, and absolutely fucking perfect.

–Austin Wolf-Sothern

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TEDDY Set to Claw Up Monster Mash-Up June 22nd

That’s right everyone! It has just been announced…Teddy (winner of the Audience Award at Chicago Fear Fest) will be an official selection of Monster Mash-Up June 22nd in Elgin, Illinois. Watch the bloody slasher hit that critics can’t get enough of and stay afterwards for a special Q&A by the director, Steve Goltz, and the producer/co-star, Kevin Sommerfield, as they give you the gory details of the making of the hit slasher flick. Below are details of the event taken from the official Monster Mash -Up Facebook page. Hope to see all you boys and ghouls there!

MONSTER MASH-UP
Its a summer, B-Movie Monster themed, Halfway to Halloween party!

Yeah that’s a lot to say, but that is exactly why its a Monster Mash-Up!

This is the first time anything like this has ever happened in Elgin. With the success of Nightmare on Chicago Street last year in downtown Elgin, we found out that there are a lot of Elginites, and other folks from around the area that are REALLY into horror!

Why keep them waiting until next October? Lets keep the excitement going all year long!

-Horror/Art/Oddity Dealers and Vendors
-B-Movies playing in the HUGE film room
-Guests/Filmmakers
-Costume Contest
-Zombie Pageant… and…. MORE!!

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Friday, June 22nd
5pm to 11pm
Only $2

Saturday, June 23rd
11am to 11pm
Only $5

Kids under 12 FREE both days!!

Tickets available online soon, and at the door both days!!

ALL LOCATED IN THE HAIGHT BUILDING
166 Symphony Way – Elgin, IL
(Corner of Douglas and Kimball)

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Slasher Studios Horror Webcast: Horror Movie Mistakes

This week on Slasher Studios Horror Webcast, our hosts Kevin Sommerfield and Steve Goltz will be discussing the brutal mistakes a filmmaker can make while making a horror flick. Whether it be the writer, director, producer, etc…these are the fatal flaws filmmakers should definitely avoid. Show airs live Sunday June 10th at 10PM central. Click on the link below to listen in live or to listen to a previous episode.

Slasher Studios Horror Webcast

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Holiday Horror: “New Year’s Evil” (1980) Review

Released in 1980, New Year’s Evil is yet another holiday themed slasher movie and back in the 80s it seemed to holiday, or event was safe from Halloween to Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Prom, Graduation and hell even slumber parties weren’t safe. New Year’s Evil is still early into the slasher cycle when the clichés were still in the early stages and while this is a slasher flick it’s also a little different from the norm in the 80s.

During a New Year’s Eve party broadcast on TV the host Diane (Roz Kelly) receives a call from an unknown killer (Kip Niven) stating he will kill somebody in each time zone; his voice is disguised (however we see his face so no spoiler there and the calls are hysterical I am EVILLL). He records each killing on cassette tape (blast from the past) and then after each murder he calls the show and plays the tape back.

The screenplay by Leonard Neubauer is the typical of its time with faceless victims with zero depth; we know who the killer is from the start at least in terms of looks and I think anyone with even half a brain should figure out his connection to Diane so the mystery angle assuming that was the plan is a failure and I have to think that was the point by Neubauer I can’t see him writing this as any kind of mystery. New Year’s Evil takes a different approach with the script in regards to the killer isn’t wearing a mask or disfigured and in many ways, Neubauer seems to also try and mix in more thriller aspects; while the screenplay has some entertaining moments and some decent comedy and a decent touch of family drama, which does add a little bit of depth to an otherwise sloppy screenplay, but in the end it’s brought down by the fact we know who the killer is and again its painfully obvious his connection to Diane so therefore the cops trying to figure things out doesn’t work as well it could have if the killer was kept hidden.

Director Emmett Alston delivers the standard slasher flick just without the gore and nudity these movies became known for; the direction is rather flat with very little in the way of suspense and tension and the production has much more of a TV movie feel rather than theatrical. The death scenes are decently staged, but they lack any real flair or any blood. New Year’s Evil is a little sloppy and at times not very well made, but it’s not a complete hack job either. New Year’s Evil has built up a nice cult following so I suppose Alston did something correct and despite the many flaws of the movie even I have to say I enjoyed the movie even if nothing really stands out.

The one thing interesting about New Year’s Evil are the primary characters are adults in their late 30s to early 40s; most slasher movies feature teen characters or characters in their early 20s so this for me stands out due to that, but older characters doesn’t mean they’re any smarter as Diane is a rather useless final girl and while the performance by Roz Kelly (best known from Happy Days) was fairly good, but again she was rather useless as the final girl and towards the end with the showdown with the killer she seems more than content with being a victim rather than fighting back.

Overall New Year’s Evil while in no ways one of the better slasher flicks of the 80s does work in that 80s slasher sort of way and fans of these films will totally understand. Everything here is rather pedestrian and the villain and his disguising of his voice is hysterical and you gotta love the way the guy is the master of disguises going from a worker at an insane asylum and even a priest.

–Dave Kaye

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Favorite Horror Movies of the Last Decade: Mother’s Day (2011)

Favorite horror movie of the last decade: Mother’s Day.

Originally to be released in 2010, it was pushed back until 2012 just in time for mother’s day. Even though this maybe a remake of the 80’s classic, it’s nothing like its predecessor at all.

On the run after attempting to rob a bank, a group of vicious brothers decide to lay low at their mother’s house for a while. Unfortunately the mother lost the house and a young couple mourning the loss of their son currently lives there. The group of brothers (one of which has been shot) invade the couple’s house while they are entertaining guests and soon take everyone hostage. The brothers’ twisted mother soon shows up at the house as well, and the body count starts rising. Will any of the hostages make it out alive or are they all destined to die at the hand of the brutal family?

Edgy, raw, and real until the very last scene, not even comparable to the B-rated original from 1980. slas Mother’s Day remake came at the time of America remaking every one of the slasher movies from the 80’s, paying homage to the movies that have changed the genre into what it is today. The movie not only keeps you guessing as to who is the next victim but it also makes you wonder who is actually the “bad guy”. Making you feel sympathy for both sides, this movie will have you pulled until the final twist in the film. No matter what people say about how this is a remake and should have kept to the original, I have to say, it’s about fucking time someone spun some originality even into the remake. If you haven’t watched it yet, go to walmart and pay the $15, one of the few movies worth the full price.

–Riley Lender

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Tim’s Slasher Tweet Review: “Sleepaway Camp” (1983)

We have a brand new review from our our resident twitter reviewer Tim Schilling. Today he is taking a stab at the original gender bending slasher “Sleepaway Camp.” I’ve loved “Sleepaway Camp” ever since I saw it for the first time at the tender age of 7. Does Tim enjoy it as much as we do? Let’s read his slasher review as Tim heads to camp!

Thoughts before the film:
Not gonna lie, I didn’t like #SleepawayCamp the first time I saw it a million years ago. But, I saw the third one kinda recently (Editor’s note: The third is my favorite of the series) and loved it for some reason! So hopefully I’ll like it this time around. #SleepawayCamp

Thoughts while watching:
0:06 Wasn’t that nice of me? Hmmmmm??? Overacting at its finest
0:07 Their mom looks like a French Snow White.
0:09 I highly doubt all of these kids are THAT excited to be at camp that they have to sprint out the buses…
0:14 Holy freaking short shorts.
0:20 I don’t get how that first person died.
0:20 I mean, I do, but he couldn’t have jumped to the side of the pot..?
0:29 Is there supposed to be a story in this movie or something? Cause So far there’s nothing.
0:40 What’s with the dramatic music when they kiss? Hah.
0:56 Whoever plays Angela, I’m not sure if she’s the worst actress or best actress ever.
0:58 This girl’s boobs ain’t even that big, why is everyone all over her?
1:03 I don’t want it to be that obvious who the killer is…
1:12 How does one die from a curling iron?
1:14 I don’t get why the old guy is blaming the little kid for killing everyone, did I miss something? I was half asleep..
1:16 A candy wrapper on the ground of a camp full of kids. Evidence.
1:19 I love their mom’s overacting for some reason.
1:20 What the fuck Angela you freak! Holy crap.
1:20 That last scene was seriously creepy.

Overall:
Idk why, but I loved #SleepawayCamp. Even with the terrible acting and the TONS of pointless scenes(the first half hour) I still liked it. I liked it more than Friday the 13th actually.

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Worst Horror Films of the Decade: “The Wicker Man” (2006)

Initially the film I was going to choose for my worst horror movie since the new millennium was FearDotCom. That is hands down the worst movie I’ve seen so far in my life. However, I’ve only seen it once, and I barely remember anything about it. Maybe that’s a good thing? So I moved on to the next worst film and that is the remake of The Wicker Man.

The Wicker Man (directed by Neil LaBute) is a remake of the 1973 film of the same name. It tells the story of Edward Malus (Nicholas Cage) who gets a call from his former fiancée Willow (Kate Beahan) saying that her daughter Rowan (Erika-Shaye Gair) has gone missing and she asks him to come help find her. Malus then travels to the island where Willow resides, the island is ruled by Sister Summersisle (Ellen Burstyn). As Malus’ search for Rowan escalates, he also begins to learn deadly secrets about the island and the women who reside on it.

Upon seeing trailers and ads for the movie, I has a feeling this was going to be more of a mystery/thriller than a horror. Wow, I was even wrong there. This movie is so laughably bad. Not only is the acting horrible, but the characters and the situations that they find themselves in is hilarious. There is a scene with Nicholas Cage having a smackdown with Leelee Sobieski that one cannot help laughing their asses off. And it only escalates from there, even in the climax of the movie, where it’s supposed to be terrifying, hilarity only ensues. One moment involving Cage’s character dressed as a bear and doing some weird dance. There’s also the women of the island’s infatuation with bees that is just beyond stupid and laughable. Apart from the unintentional laughs, I did not feel sorry for any of these characters, they were either annoying or just plain dumb.

In a way, I give it credit for providing huge laughs, but even then I would NEVER recommend this movie to anyone. I even stopped someone from renting it at the video store once. In a way the movie did have potential in the mystery aspect in the story, but everything piled into it just completely ruined the film.

–Cody Landman

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Favorite Horror Movies of the Last Decade: “Cabin in the Woods” (2012)

Steering clear of remakes and sequel, and while it was very tough to pick one, I chose the recent film Cabin in the Woods. While this movie received very mixed reviews among the horror society, I loved every minute of it.

Cabin in the Woods (directed by Drew Goddard, and written by Joss Whedon), tells the story of five friends: Dana “the virgin” (played by Kristen Connolly), Curt “the jock” (Chris Hemsworth), Jules “the dumb blonde/slut” (Anna Hutchison), Marty “the stoner” (Fran Kranz), and Holden “the scholar” (Jesse Williams). When Curt reveals he has a cousin that is letting him use his cabin in the woods, the friends gear up and hit the road expecting a fun-filled time. However, when they get there, things go horribly wrong when they realize they are not alone.

Sounds like a typical cheesy horror movie right? That’s definitely what it was marketed as. But in reality it is so much more than that. Out of my friends that have seen this, a lot of them hated it because it was marketed as a full-blown horror movie rather than as a film that is poking fun at horror films and its viewers. I went into Cabin in the Woods fully knowing this, and when the movie was over, I was extremely satisfied. Not since Scream 4 had I had such a great time watching a horror film. I won’t give away too much on the off chance that there is a reader who has yet to see the movie.

To me, and although many may disagree, I think of Cabin in the Woods as “Scream of the 2000’s”. Scream poked fun at slashers, while Cabin pokes fun at horror movies as a whole. One of the things that’s really rare about Cabin that I found was that the characters were actually likeable and I found myself rooting for them the whole time, especially Curt, when a lot of the time I hate the jock character. Quite possibly the best scene of the whole movie is near the end when “all hell breaks loose”. It is a huge blood bath when all of these horror movie monsters, killers, etc. are released and kill everything in their paths. A huge horror fan will watch this scene and so many horror films will come to mind, even during the whole movie, a horror fan will think of another horror film. This movie basically tries to “explain” why characters do what they do in horror movies, and how the choices they make eventually choose their fate in the long run. It also goes as far as to having symbolism regarding feeding “the Gods” aka us horror fans.

I honestly can’t wait to go back and watch this movie on DVD and catch any references I may have missed or over-looked, and to just re-live the fun all over again. Catching the horror references was one of the funnest things about it. I can understand why some horror fan were disappointed, but I had a blast with it.

–Cody Landman

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Favorite Horror Movies of the Last Decade: “Insidious” (2011)

From the very beginning, I had faith in James Wan. I loved the original Saw, and Dead Silence wasn’t too bad either. He’s a young film maker with a ton of talent and a lot to offer, and Wan put it all on the table with his newest film; Insidious.

I’ll start with the film’s soundtrack. Joseph Bishara is known for his work on the soundtracks of Night of the Demons (2009) and Repo! The Genetic Opera and I can say, in full confidence, that this is definitely his best. The strange, ominous, unsettling noises and music that Mr. Bishara brought to the film were incredible, and really set the mood for the dream-like horror movie.

The next part of the film worth mentioning is the cinematography. David M. Brewer and John R. Leonetti used the camera to even further add to the creepy atmosphere of the movie. Cinematography is something that’s often overlooked with horror films. Most movies contain the simple close-ups, shaky running cameras and static angles. Insidious is different. It combines first person shots, suspenseful moving angles, incredible use of focus/out-of-focus shots, and a ton of other creative tricks that really brought the film to life.

The third and probably most important part of the film that really blew me away was Leigh Whannell’s incredible story. Unlike most paranormal horror films, Insidious wasn’t the generic haunted house story with a nice little family in their nice little home that is also inhabited by some generic evil force that leaves you thinking “Why didn’t they just move out of the house?” No, Insidious takes it a step further by saying that it’s actually the son that’s haunted. Alright, not too bad but that seems like it’s been done before as well, and that’s where Insidious really succeeds. It goes way beyond the story about a little boy with some nasty spirits following him around. I won’t ruin it for those of you who still haven’t seen it, but trust me; the trailer doesn’t even explain half of it.

Overall, Insidious was incredible. Not only because of how much I enjoyed it, but because of how it managed to actually be scary in a genre that’s become a bit jaded in the actual real scare department (this does not include shock or jump scares), especially to a veteran fan like myself. So, if you’re a real horror fan, go see Insidious as soon as possible, I promise it won’t disappoint.

–Blake A Corrao

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Heartbreaking & Chilling, “Malevolence” (2011) Spins a Terrifying Tale

Bereavement is the 3rd film by writer/director Stevan Mena and serves as a prequel to his 2004 debut film Malevolence. Bereavement hit the festival scene in 2010 and got a limited theatrical release in March of 2011. There was a lot of hype surrounding the release of Malevolence and audience reaction to the movie was very mixed; with Malevolence Stevan Mena took to the slasher film back to its roots of the late 70s and early 80s and while the film wasn’t original it stands out since at the time there weren’t many movies like it as everything seemed too Hollywood even in the Indie scene these films were copying Hollywood releases. Bereavement has a lot less hype with its release, but from the fan base Malevolence built up there was still some excitement.

Stevan Mena is a filmmaker who isn’t afraid to stray from the safe film Hollywood always puts out as I stated with Malevolence it may not be the most original, but it features no comedy and it strays from the Scream dominated clones at that time and that sort of makes the movie more original than it actually was and he could have gone for a more mainstream audience and knocked off Scream, but instead, Mena delivers a movie that has more of an 80s slasher feel than actual 80s slasher flicks. Now with Bereavement instead of doing what most filmmakers do and play it safe he makes not only a prequel, but a movie that has a completely different tone than the original. Don’t go into Bereavement expecting a slasher flick since you’ll be disappointed and while the film does have some slasher movie elements, Bereavement is much more of a throwback to the late 70s and early 80s exploitation flicks such as Don’t Go in the House and even a little bit of Maniac. Bereavement is a character study and while there is plenty of action and some gore the movie doesn’t rely on that at all Bereavement is far more driven by the characters. Stevan Mena shows a lot of courage by making a movie so drastically different in style when the easier thing to do would be to simply rehash the first film.

Upon my first viewing of Bereavement I liked it, but didn’t love it and I just felt the movie was average at best. To be honest I’m not really into prequels overall with some exceptions; I think my biggest problem with Bereavement is since I’ve seen Malevolence I sort of knew what would happen with all the characters and thus for me the element of surprise was taken away so I don’t think I allowed myself to fully get into the movie even if I tried. I sort of held off reviewing it or talking much about it since I had a feeling this might be a movie that grows on me and so I decided to sit down and give the movie another try and this time I was fully able to accept the prequel aspect as well as scenes I wasn’t able to the first time around and Bereavement in my opinion is a great film that truly needs to be seen.

The screenplay by Stevan Mena has an interesting idea and gets into more detail on the abduction of 6-year old Martin Bristol (List) and how he’s forced to watch the homicidal acts of Graham Sutter (Rickaby) and with Bereavement Mena goes into deeper detail on how Martin Bristol became the cold-blooded killer he would become in Malevolence and this was an excellent and chilling idea and while it may not have been needed in the sense that Mena explained this in Malevolence even if not in full detail, but yet it still works well when all is said and done. The subplot deals with Allison (Daddario) moving from Chicago to a small Pennsylvania city to live with her uncle after the death of her parents. This aspect of the screenplay was a lot more complex than your typical exploitation flick and Mena works both stories well and the family angle with Allison adds a lot of depth to the movie.

The characters in Bereavement were fairly strong and interesting with some decent depth and like I said that isn’t often seen in these films. The dramatic aspect of the story doesn’t take away from the horror and Mena works both these elements together very well. While Bereavement does feature plenty of action and gruesome violence it’s much more driven by the characters and as I stated Mena’s script works very well and you might even find yourself attached to the characters, which makes the horrific scenes against them even more powerful.

As director Stevan Mena delivers a film that is totally different in tone from Malevolence; whereas that film was a throwback to the 80s slasher and sort of feels like a holdover from the 80s, Bereavement is a much darker and meaner movie; this isn’t a movie you watch for entertainment. Bereavement is a dark film that’s quite tragic and this is the movie where Stevan Mena really arrived as a filmmaker. Between Bereavement and Malevolence it’s difficult for me to say, which film I liked more, but Bereavement is the better made movie and despite the low budget it can hold its own in production values with any Hollywood release.

Stevan Mena delivers some genuine moments of suspense and right from the start of the movie he sets up an eerie and dark tone and always manages to keep the pace of the movie going along. Typically when it comes to sequels and even prequels the filmmaker delivers the same basic movie with some new characters thrown into the mix, but Stevan Mena isn’t afraid to try something different and again Bereavement has a completely different tone than Malevolence and I really appreciate the effort and care put into the movie. As I stated Bereavement is very much a throwback to 70s/80s exploitation flicks and Bereavement is very gritty looking at times and its clear Mena understands the genre.

The pacing of the movie is excellent and like I said before while there are plenty of gory deaths at the end of the day Bereavement is very much driven by its characters, which will turn some people off looking for cheap thrills. Stevan Mena proves with Bereavement he’s more than a capable filmmaker and as long as he keeps getting projects the future is high for him. While many fans hail Rob Zombie or Alexandre Aja as the best of the new generation of horror filmmakers and even though I like both filmmakers in my opinion Stevan Mena is the best of the bunch.

The final act of the movie everything really pays off since you’ve spent so much time with the characters that it makes what happens to them all the more tragic and had Mena just gone for cheap thrills the impact of the final act wouldn’t have worked; without spoiling anything the first person Martin Bristol kills easily for me rates as one of the most tragic scenes. The character was likable and did not in any way deserve such a violent death and for me I thought it was rather heartbreaking and not many movies can strike that emotion out of me, but Stevan Mena really pulled it off.

Overall I found Bereavement to be an excellent and chilling movie that works great as a horror movie and a drama. My original disappointment stems more from seeing Malevolence since enough was explained that I’m not sure a prequel was really needed, but seeing it again I was able to accept things much better and saw how truly amazing of a movie Bereavement is. Stevan Mena has arrived and I can’t wait to see his career unfold; in my opinion Bereavement is one of the very best of 2011 and even though it’s a straight up prequel its strong enough to stand on its own.

—Dave Kaye

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